Big Duke

When a person buys a course online.

The tomato when I bite into my burger. #comedy #skit @Bigduke13

@EZebroni 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂soon as I was about to get in the comments and go on defense mode, I read the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣That was good.

It’s absolutely mind-boggling that people would buy that thing. I mean, of all vehicles you could buy, you pick something as aesthetically displeasing as that. Seriously, so many other options that look WAY better. It takes a special type of person to buy a hunk of junk like a Nissan Versa. You could have gotten that bad*ss Cybertruck instead. 📐

@TheBirthdayBook @RealDanODowd It’s way easier than you think. Trust me, I was saying the same thing until I drove one.

Elon Musk and Tesla's Cultists will repeatedly tell you that Tesla has solved self-driving. If you were developing a self-driving car, wouldn't you make sure that it doesn't speed through school zones when kids are present before declaring that you had solved self-driving? Only $TSLA shareholders get the answer to this question wrong.

@RealDanODowd That’s not true for my car. Mine slow down in a school zone, even when school is out.

@ATro83807529 @BradMunchen There is a manual door handle just like a regular gas car.

@BradMunchen The passenger does not even have to be unconscious. Consider this scenario: The airbags have deployed, and smoke is quickly filling the car. How would one operate the door latch or any menu in such a situation?

$TSLA fanboys mock the 80+ people who burned alive in Tesla cars because they couldn't open the doors. If this is the best solution to getting out of a Tesla which is being incinerated by its lithium ion battery pack, what if the driver with the app is unconscious? 🤡🤡🤡

@PGStheone @BradMunchen There’s a manual door handle just like a gas car that works even when the power goes out.

@BradMunchen I hope this genius isn't counting on this to save his life because it won't work when the power goes out.

@postmaster3000 @EDUreboot @SawyerMerritt No it doesn’t. It only maintains your speed and braking. You still have to keep your hands on the wheel and keep the car in the lane on your own.

@EDUreboot @SawyerMerritt Tesla’s traffic-aware cruise control takes full control of your vehicle, much like FSD. The difference is that TACC doesn’t navigate to a destination.

NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the option to purchase FSD outright for $8,000 until February 14th. New Tesla vehicles purchases still come with a 30-day free trial of FSD (Supervised).

@JaySyfr @SawyerMerritt That’s because you have never been in one or had that self driving experience. Ask me how I know? 😂

@SawyerMerritt I'd rather have a Hemi Challenger and actually drive.

NEWS: A Tesla Model S just drove itself from Los Angeles to New York with zero disengagements. Owner Alex Roy and a team of independent autonomy experts just completed the 3,081 mile trip on FSD V14.2.2.3 with no disengagements. They were hands-off for the entire trip, including charging stops. It took 58 hours and 22 minutes at an average speed of 64 mph. The whole trip was caught on camera, and the video will be released soon.

@StepanRehak @SawyerMerritt Independent data doesn’t count! 😂😂

@SawyerMerritt Not true in 2024 was Toyota Rav 4😂. Nice try!!!

Tesla has sold over 3.4 million Model Ys in the last 36 months, generating an estimated $150+ billion in revenue. That's one Model Y sold every 28 seconds, on average. World's best-selling car of any kind: 2023: Tesla Model Y 2024: Tesla Model Y 2025: Tesla Model Y