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@martyrdison well shit, now you tell me

if she wants to, she will: - get on a plane just to see you - drive hours for one night together - rearrange her entire week around your life - make sacrifices she never imagined making - use every connection she has to help you win - love you for years without looking elsewhere

@CBSEveningNews @SteveHartmanCBS Now this is good reporting- fantastic story

When the largest wildfire in Nebraska history tore through Mike and Kayla Wintz’s Sandhills ranch, it wiped out the grass and hay their cattle depend on. Their livelihood was gone — until strangers from across the country stepped in. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

@SusieM414141 I saw this at the Ritz recently… every disposable cup has essentially a magnetic washer in the bottom of the cup that seals when taken off the tap. The bartender hits a button, perfect pour every time. They’re actually removing the system and going back to traditional taps

I just don’t get it. Can somebody smarter than me please explain? Please and thank you!

@BernieSanders And why @BernieSanders do you think the government is entitled to that tax money?

Ok, Jamie: Let me clear things up for you. If my 5% wealth tax on billionaires was enacted you’d owe $135 million more in taxes & a family of 4 making $150,000 or less would receive a $12,000 payment. Oh, and you’d still be worth more than $2.5 billion. Seems pretty fair to me.

@BrianAtlas She has a fantastic attitude and hot AF

Did he dodge a bullet?

@martyrdison I take exception to this post!

why a successful woman should date young men: - they have more time to give you constant attention - endless compliments - high sex drive - understands internet culture - thinks you are always right (you have more experience) - treats you incredibly well - straightforward (has no filters) - still believes in love - not traumatized by other women (ill be the one) - worships you and kisses the ground you walk on - still believes in gifts (will buy you anything you want even though he’s broke) - parents still pay for most things so he can spend on you - talks to you like he actually likes you because he doesn’t play games - broke but will be successful in a few years - no wrinkles - no erectile dysfunction - no beer belly - gives you accomplishment because it feels like taking care of a child - training you to be a mother (see above)

@yasminekho Stopped what I was doing and watched the entire video. Great stuff.

In 2018, Stanford professor Matt Abrahams gave a masterclass on why most people fail to communicate well. He broke down: - The structure every message needs - Why audiences stop listening - The psychology of attention 15 lessons that'll make your communication unforgettable:

@begbidur Or two jars

Oha sok oldum izlerken

@CAgovernor Ummm @CAgovernor you do realize the irony of this post 👀👀👀

Americans will pay $1.5 BILLION MORE at the gas pump just this week because of Donald Trump's war with Iran. California will continue using the tools we've spent years developing to help fight price spikes and lessen the blow from Trump's recklessness.

@RyanDanz 1. Failed to mention Cardiff Crack 2. See 1. above

@libsoftiktok This is repulsive! What is @CNN motivation?? Can someone explain?!

“Mohamed Atta boarded a plane on September 11th, 2001 for what could’ve been a normal flight enjoying the friendly skies. But his life would drastically change when he found himself in the cockpit of the plane right outside a NYC skyscraper.” - CNN

@datingbyblaine This is hot AF

I have a gorgeous single girlfriend in NYC who will “go to the bathroom” and pay the check herself mid-date if she’s not feeling a guy. This is the ultimate power move. Imagine the look on his face when the waiter says, “The lady has taken care of the bill...” 💀

@aubreystrobel but not the time

why are we giving seniors discounts? they have all the money.

@AB84 he’s not wrong

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@EmmaRincon I guarantee this is more about security vs trolling

Elon Musk envió hoy un Tesla Model S señuelo con seguridad para distraer a la prensa, luego llegó en un auto diferente y se coló en el juzgado antes de que pudieran obtener fotografías o hacer preguntas. Troleada histórica.

@stepfanie Literally me rn 💀

Heading to the kitchen to make a coffee so I can monitor the situation

@jack @blocks Remember when @elonmusk did this and the outrage that ensued??? Interesting dichotomy here

we're making @blocks smaller today. here's my note to the company. #### today we're making one of the hardest decisions in the history of our company: we're reducing our organization by nearly half, from over 10,000 people to just under 6,000. that means over 4,000 of you are being asked to leave or entering into consultation. i'll be straight about what's happening, why, and what it means for everyone. first off, if you're one of the people affected, you'll receive your salary for 20 weeks + 1 week per year of tenure, equity vested through the end of may, 6 months of health care, your corporate devices, and $5,000 to put toward whatever you need to help you in this transition (if you’re outside the U.S. you’ll receive similar support but exact details are going to vary based on local requirements). i want you to know that before anything else. everyone will be notified today, whether you're being asked to leave, entering consultation, or asked to stay. we're not making this decision because we're in trouble. our business is strong. gross profit continues to grow, we continue to serve more and more customers, and profitability is improving. but something has changed. we're already seeing that the intelligence tools we’re creating and using, paired with smaller and flatter teams, are enabling a new way of working which fundamentally changes what it means to build and run a company. and that's accelerating rapidly. i had two options: cut gradually over months or years as this shift plays out, or be honest about where we are and act on it now. i chose the latter. repeated rounds of cuts are destructive to morale, to focus, and to the trust that customers and shareholders place in our ability to lead. i'd rather take a hard, clear action now and build from a position we believe in than manage a slow reduction of people toward the same outcome. a smaller company also gives us the space to grow our business the right way, on our own terms, instead of constantly reacting to market pressures. a decision at this scale carries risk. but so does standing still. we've done a full review to determine the roles and people we require to reliably grow the business from here, and we've pressure-tested those decisions from multiple angles. i accept that we may have gotten some of them wrong, and we've built in flexibility to account for that, and do the right thing for our customers. we're not going to just disappear people from slack and email and pretend they were never here. communication channels will stay open through thursday evening (pacific) so everyone can say goodbye properly, and share whatever you wish. i'll also be hosting a live video session to thank everyone at 3:35pm pacific. i know doing it this way might feel awkward. i'd rather it feel awkward and human than efficient and cold. to those of you leaving…i’m grateful for you, and i’m sorry to put you through this. you built what this company is today. that's a fact that i'll honor forever. this decision is not a reflection of what you contributed. you will be a great contributor to any organization going forward. to those staying…i made this decision, and i'll own it. what i'm asking of you is to build with me. we're going to build this company with intelligence at the core of everything we do. how we work, how we create, how we serve our customers. our customers will feel this shift too, and we're going to help them navigate it: towards a future where they can build their own features directly, composed of our capabilities and served through our interfaces. that's what i'm focused on now. expect a note from me tomorrow. jack

@WifeFinance AI clickbait

Do not put your wife in the front seats of any car once you get married. Mercedes S class, BMW 7 series. I wouldn’t even put them in the front seat of a SUV. Do you want them to survive an accident or not? A woman should always be chauffeur driven in a full size luxury SUV like a Rolls Royce Cullinan. Or if you’re poor, a Maybach GLS600 or Range Rover SV Long. If you don’t do this what you’re telling her is you don’t love her and you hope she dies.

@MurrayHillGuy1 @pearlythingz Is anyone truly single?! There’s always a few in orbit

Wild podcast episode with @pearlythingz is out! I learned a lot… are women TRULY ever single?

@martyrdison Social media

lent starts tomorrow what should i give up