Gilly Gilly

Dan Vladar the man you are.

@BestballNoah @FakeMoods GillyGilly VGK - Eichel r4+ and then everyone free, doesn’t seem right

GIVEAWAY TIME: All you have to do is comment your Underdog username below & let me know which NHL team you are most excited to stack in the Zamboni! Bonus points for why! I will be happy to answer any questions/takes 🤝 Good luck & ENJOY THE BEST PLAYOFFS ON PLANET EARTH 🏒

THE ZAMBONI GIVEAWAY (10 entries!!!) + STRATEGY THREAD 🏒🏒🏒 You should play the Zamboni (NHL playoff bestball) if you like the following: 1) potential overlay 2) sweating the most entertaining playoffs to watch 3) clear edge on the field 4) game theory in drafting 👇👇

@peteroverzet @UnderdogDrafts GILLYGILLY @thechadcandles

the @UnderdogDrafts crew gave me 20 draft tokens to give away for the dance (NBA) & the zamboni (NHL) 10 each for the playoff best ball contests to win one, reply to this post with 1) ur underdog username 2) ur favorite submission you've seen thus far for so you think can tout

@NoahDorfman Go off king

i need everyone to be honest with themselves for one second. you are not “meal prepping.” you are not “eating clean.” you are a grown adult standing over the kitchen counter at 8pm shoveling slop into your mouth out of a bowl like a golden retriever who learned to use tupperware. ground beef. rice. shredded cheese. a sad little dollop of greek yogurt pretending to be sour cream. this is slop. this is trough food. you are an animal at the feeding station and the feeding station is your own kitchen and the farmer is capitalism. chipotle bowl? slop. cava bowl? mediterranean slop. sweetgreen? slop for people who went to a liberal arts college. the viral tiktok “marry me chicken rice bowl”? slop with a marketing budget. we have collectively decided that chewing is optional and plates are a government psyop. spoon goes in, slop goes down, dopamine hits, repeat until the bowl is empty and you are staring into the middle distance wondering what year it is. i watched a man on the subway eating a chipotle bowl with his hands. not judging. honoring him. he has ascended. he understands that we are livestock now and the trough is just branded differently depending on your tax bracket. 🐖 the girlies are posting their “high protein girl dinners” and it’s 600g of ground turkey in a mixing bowl. the gym bros are eating out of pyrex containers the size of a small dog. we are not people anymore. we are input-output machines and the input is slop and the output is a tiktok about how much protein we hit today. bring back plates. bring back chewing. bring back sitting at a table like a person with a soul. or don’t. i’ll be in the kitchen. eating slop. over the sink. like god intended. 🥣

@UnderdogDrafts Nuggets & Flyers Username: GILLYGILLY

🚨The NBA and NHL Playoffs are two days away🚨 We have $600k+ in playoff best ball contests available! We are going to give away 20 entries into both contests To enter... 1⃣ Like and repost this 2⃣ Must be following @UnderdogDrafts 3⃣ Reply with your NBA and NHL Champion (include your Underdog username in the reply)

@NoahDorfman $100 bit tweet

see yall on the moon

Fix OT @NHL

Go birds

@DavisMattek And Justin Herbert

The team that represented the conference with Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson scored 2 touchdowns over 8 quarters in the conference championship + SB no fair in football

Imagine driving in the snow and paying $100 a ticket for this product lmao @NHLFlyers

@HKYJersey XL

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Sign Trevor for life @NHLFlyers

Maybe the worst missed facemask call ever 💀

Should’ve been Flyers legend from 2 Flyers legends

BOBBYYYY!!! 🚀🚀

Seeing Sully sack Jalen Hurts is a new low for this city

Bring back doop

@charlieo_conn Sick slash

2-0 St. Louis after 20 minutes. Flyers have a steep hill to climb, though they weren't lacking for shots (12) and chances in the first. STL isn't exactly a stingy team defensively this season, so if they can get the next goal, it's still a very winnable game. If they don't...

if i could talk i would yell coooooots so freakin loud rn