vgh…

And pray

Seeing your family aging and yourself aging is the scariest thing in the world and the only thing you can do is just prepare for it better than I have

Bitches really be braggin bout dey abortions like aight settle down haunted mansion 😭😭😭

They should give me 1 billion dollars

Do you like waffles? yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes do you like french toast? Yeah we like French toast doo doo doo doo can’t wait to get a mouth full

@graveair Was literally just talking about this, funny to see the same sentiment here

Those first 2 deicide albums are so great man Florida death metal blows any Nordic shit out of the water sorry

Details from the Gundestrup cauldron. Denmark, c. 100 BC

Women love a man that dress a lil gay

My neck hurts so bad I’m going to scream

@nobody_home88 @i30clip Yeah I took the video

I be getting fat as shit on vacation

@Lush_Beauty1 No they aren’t

People born around 1999–2001 are living a very specific experience.

Just saw some fat stupid kid from my high school liking cuck queen reels on instagram

@nobody_home88 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart

@nobody_home88 He was a dweeb

@nobody_home88 I used to play Xbox with this kid that would go “aaaa” at the end of every sentence and one day we kept doing it and he was like “I know you guys are makin fun of meaaaaaaaa”

One time I was manic and got really obsessed with surfing and moving across the country to surf everyday but that never ended up happening