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@hassonling co author credits please

tf is a swag gap?? i wanna know about the mental illness gap between us

funniest nation in the world for real

my books got trashed because of you oomfs. i hope youre able to sleep peacefully at night ❤️

who put nazar on my 2026. cant share anything with you bitches

black day literally

my dad got rid of my o a level books and i havent crashed out like this in 10 years. todays the worst day of my life

guys im on a real break btw .... didnt think i had it in me

@kahangaye are you on their pr team or what

today’s wordle…

as of right now, i am a free woman. divorced from working 24/7 ❤️

btw at 12 am tonight my generational lock in ends and ill take a break (properly i promise) for the first time since summer of 24

not me i keep doing whatever the opposite of fumbling is, yall stay safe though

not naming any names but fumble of the century

has 🙏

every guy ive talked to in the past 3 years have at least some of the following qualities: emotionally immature, emotionally insecure, insecure in general, lack of clarity, plain stupid, stubborn, no critical thinking, questionable political opinions

met someone who is in her early thirties and is literally such a catch in all departments, and she was ranting about how men pushing 40 still dont know what they want from life. and it's just plain sad because men really are not progressing at ALL

men literally want to be victims soooo fucking bad. like babe this whole fucking system is designed for your success. WHY are you such a loser. just fucking go to therapy and fix yourself

and more often than not, the women around me have always been self critical AND taken steps to do something about it. they're growth oriented. they'll say they dont know what theyre doing but their plans will have so much clarity. they're SO emotionally intelligent

@kahangaye i feel like you say this every day

today’s wordle…

2026 is SO going to be my year

you guys .... would not believe the day ive had