aaron

Finding out that I lost my debit card while at a chipotle checkout only to find a chipotle gift card in my wallet w/ 0 balance and no cash in my wallet was quite possibly the most embarrassing experience ive had this week + no dinner

Ending up w a haircut u dont want is such bad looks

I like how even w my blinds down I wake up to the sun cooking my eyes.

Taco bell drink lids are built different

I hate lazy people

Falling asleep listening to someone getting pounded is smt else

wifi cut out mid accounting assignment - its a good thing they make the questions so long so u dont think of saving them...

"Fuck women i just need weed" 🤣

Nothings scarier than diagnosing yourself w/ WebMD

Most suspect tool to use in the kitchen : fruit peeler

The power to change mass would be ridiculous

The worst looks is going through w/ a tinder date knowing shes wack after just meeting her

Id only settle for a faye valentine

@elonmusk dogecoin?

Not being strapped w/ a super like when it matters the most is so late

Sharing the same name w someone in the room is ass - i hate reacting to my name for no reason

@iang611 Maybe cuz u leave the boys on read

Walking up slope is the hardest cardio ive ever hit

Nothing hurts more than turning around on a highway just to turn back around...