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@QuintonLucasKC I agree with the spirit of the ordinance, but he raises an honest question about if this solves anything by addressing a symptom instead of the cause

These are the operators fighting our neighborhood leaders who are merely looking for a safer and cleaner environment. When you see your customers as drunk, broke, thieves, it seems you give the neighborhood around them the same disrespect.

@jaylonthompson Do you all ever ask any questions of the team that are critical in nature? Maybe ask Maikel something to the effect of, “that hit where you ran yourself into an out trying to take second on a play that had no chance, what was going through your head there?”

#Royals run themselves out of the 5th inning. After Carter Jensen doubles and moves to third on Maikel Garcia's single, chaos ensued. Garcia tried to get to 2nd base as incoming throw -- from his single went home. He was tagged out at 2nd. Then, BWJ & Salvy retired in order.

@Chiefs What the hell is wrong with you

Presenting our 2026 opponents as sourdough... a bread thread if you will 🥖 Starting saucy with KC BBQ 🧵

@NickBenderKMBC Potato sized hail?

☄️ Park in the garage if you have one this evening! Isolated thunderstorms are expected to develop after 7 PM and may initially form near or along the Interstate 70 corridor in eastern Kansas and western Missouri. Large hail will be the greatest threat when thunderstorms first develop. Then, the focus will shift overnight to wind gusts up to 60 mph as storms organize into clusters or fast-moving segments. It’s important to note that most thunderstorms during this time will not produce severe weather; however, a few may take advantage of favorable instability and wind shear to produce hail and strong winds. Tornadoes are not expected. 📱 Please have a way to receive weather alerts, especially if you are going to the Royals game or away from your home. Download the free KMBC app on your smartphone. Also, make sure Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEAs) are enabled on compatible smartphones.

@UnderdogMLB Little league stadium

Ben Rice 3-run HR Rice vs LHP this season: .379 BA 5 HR

Been busy w/accomplishments. So, what are the negative takes, y’all? Displacing a business moving right back? Insufficient parking with 9,000 spaces on site? Too many jobs retained in KCMO? Taxes generated by the team funding the team project? Keep me posted! 💎

@USABaseball @mlbtraderumors @WBCBaseball @MLB You all gonna let Bobby Witt actually play this time??

Now presenting: Team USA 🇺🇸

@unusual_whales At least some people are actually giving a damn about what these files are revealing

BREAKING: UK police launch investigation into alleged Mandelson-Epstein email leaks Files released by US apparently show the UK's Mandelson sending Epstein market-sensitive info, such as a euro bailout, while serving as business secretary

@kboj02 😞

Kurtz with a 5.4 WAR in only 117 games is crazy.

@RampCapitalLLC This is my existential dilemma as a banker. The world is taking off getting Claude Pilled left and right and all I get is a CoPilot license that is sanctioned for use as long as I don’t feed it the very things it needs to produce anything of use for me

Tbf who hasn’t done this? We just want our lives and jobs to be easier man.

@BojanRadojici10 Would love to try this, please send

360 years. That is the collective Excel experience of my team of 30 people, in one room. I have personally used Excel for 20 years. Since the very beginning. We’ve spent decades "crushing it" when it comes to financial modeling. We knew every shortcut. Every nested formula. We thought we had reached the peak of efficiency. (They are better then me, just to admit) But I have something to tell you. The game just changed. In my opinion, we are witnessing the biggest innovation since Excel was first released. It’s not a new function or a Power BI update. It’s Claude. Specifically, Claude’s ability to build and manipulate Excel models. For 40 years, the "manual labor" was the tax we paid. Hardcoding formulas. Spending hours formatting cells. Manually linking sheets and building tables from scratch. That era is over. Claude can now handle the heavy lifting of building the structure, the logic, and the formatting in minutes. But here is the part that really surprised me: It actually understands accounting. It understands the relationship between a Balance Sheet and a Cash Flow statement. It understands how operating drivers flow into a P&L. We aren't replacing our expertise. We are finally liberating it. Instead of spending 80% of our time building the model, we spend 100% of our time analyzing the results. If you want this Prompt and Excel model, just drop a comment and I’ll send it to you. (Important: follow me so I can DM you!)

@unusual_whales The fuck does the DoD need a CRM for?

Salesforce, $CRM, unit Computable Insights has been awarded a nine-year contract to provide services to the U.S. army, the Department of War said. Computable Insights was awarded a firm-fixed-price contract worth $5.64 billion to “establish a decentralized enterprise agreement for Salesforce products and outcome-based services” to the DOW.

@rustindodd Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to The Bee Gees.

@TheCinesthetic When Robert the Bruce betrays William Wallace

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

The most universally disliked character in film history?

@TheCinesthetic Broadchurch!

What’s a 10/10 British TV series?

@MattHarmon_BYB This is the most obvious New York Jet in history

Someone is biting on giving him a shot to compete for a gig this offseason.

@Schaumby Please delete all references to Coal Miner’s Road

@kent_swanson Was just watching them over our house too. Wtf was that?

Did anyone else see that weird string of lights outside just now?

@SepzenoOfficial Handmaid’s Tale