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The best maths you can know is how to calculate the future implications of your current decisions.

You see any f@t girls there, continue dey eat like th!ef 😆 Monaco lifestyle 😋

I’ve watched Ederson a few times and he’s alright, but the reason I’m very hyped about this signing and why I think he’ll succeed is because more than half of the Manchester United fanbase don’t rate him. They all wanted Delap, Gyökeres, Sancho, Ugarte, Højlund, and wanted us to sell Bruno for Baleba, the list goes on. You’d think they know better than the people that signed, Sesko, Mbeumo, Cunha, Lammens, Heavens & Dorgu. So welcome to Manchester United, Ederson. Hopefully, you’ll make us proud.

I'm scared bro, Those unsuccessful old men tried their best too

Have a top day, Ben 😎

European Champions.

Welcome to Manchester United Éderson.

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

how can I assist you? ☕

🏆 @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season Saturday 🌟 A goal and assist on Sunday Bruno Fernandes is him 😤

Three points, three goals and a clean sheet. Perfect ❤️

🤝 It's official.

Why do you want to bath?

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Sugarrrrr

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

🚨🇵🇹 | HUGE BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has won the FWA (Football Writers' Association) Player of the Year. He is the first United player to do so since 2010. The last 4 FWA winners have gone onto win the PFA POTY.

@TallPapaJo You guys talk?

I feel for my dad. He's my dad alright but I don't know him and he doesn't know me. We're just father and son. We don't have a single picture together. This ain't it.

Big Ben's form since the turn of the year 🔥

Bodies on the line. @HarryMaguire93 🤜🤛 Ayden Heaven

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