Jerry

Think the rice could use some more soy sauce

Peptides or shall I say Bout to have a juicy swinging dick Plump and ready to seed the herd Daddy needs his shit back

🎯 thank u @Braves @drakebaldy

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

hey siri blow my shit clean off

Gave my dick a riddles book for practice Today’s lesson: Patience

Pretty sure one of my longtime friends has webbed feet

Using my boner like a compass

Do faggots eat tree bark like it’s beef jerky?

@SStricklandMMA Pooping

Hardest job in America Roofing...

Cinnamon challenge but instead you spoon feed me globs of gross ass girl poop #GirlPoop

If she hugged me like that I would’ve started pressing it against her like my mattress in the morning

What if sex was just spreading eachothers asscheeks apart and touching buttholes and farting and shitting uncontrollably until u came from all the fun

What if sex was sucking the clit up in ur penis hole and u just places ur droopy cock on the clit and suckled it up real nice and good until u both shit from the dopamine spike

Girl farts

Discouraging discourse with my penis, won’t eat anything Scared of new environment Any tips on how to make him eat his meal?

If I had poo dozen roses 🎵 🌹 And an older bottle of pee 🧪 🌝 Would u fuck meeeeeee

Big fat guy who tries to commit suicide by making a noose out of a string of sausage links

@bigivermectin First 10 min of a hot tub