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@NEGirl711 @TheCinesthetic

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@Isa_11_AC Oh i'mj ealous I want to give you flowers

Good morning 🥰

@Isa_11_AC Just more for him to talk about in therapy

My toddler tried to steal the doll I just bought 😆😆😆😆 Guess we need to go get him something too 😋

@Isa_11_AC andnow there's this tone everytime you flex your muscles...

Oh you know Someone just sliced the skin and muscle Removed some tissue Fused the bones together Drilled some holes Screwed in some hardware And sewed me back up I’m not hurting at all 😎

I can’t take ibuprofen bc it can make the bone grafts fail So I guess I’ll try Tylenol

@NEGirl711 I'm sorry but from what I know of you definitely his loss

If he wanted to He would But he didn’t So I’m done

@Isa_11_AC Well at least now he has something to talk about in therapy in the future. "annd then momma drove away and I didn't have a treat" Whyyyyyyyy

Drove away from the coffee shop without anything for the toddler and he throws his head back and goes “WHY?!” with tears 😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂 Whoops I was gonna grab him a pastry elsewhere

@Isa_11_AC and exactly just how often are you photographed at Wal Mart besides the shop lifter cams?

@Isa_11_AC I love how much blame he gets...sometimes I wonder if it's like the Family Circus Not Me....not everyone can see him...

Going into Walmart hoping no one takes a pic of me cuz the toddler got donut glaze all over my sweater and now that it’s dry…: Well I just got white stuff all over my sleeves 😭😭😂

@Isa_11_AC This always makes my day butter is to hear that you're feeling better or better than...keep on the up swing.

Feeling a lot better today than yesterday 🥰🥰

@Isa_11_AC @CCPISASSH0E ok here's the deal yes over is the way it was first intended, but, they have since found that it uses more paper as well as animals find it easier to play with this way...so under is the new "right"

@CCPISASSH0E I do this to my mom. A constant war of toilet paper turning when I’m here 🤭

I do this at other people’s houses, salons, the dermatologist, random truck stop bathrooms, etc. It’s necessary.

@Isa_11_AC you reminded her with ice cream of course.

Home alone for the first time in forever lol 😆 Mom said she’ll bring me back some cake

@Isa_11_AC So as a mom of a 7yr old which is the more concerning phrase...I like a girl or I licked a girl...not being a mom or having kids it's kind of a toss up

He’s like ..: “I don’t want to get in trouble mom but I like a girl.” Me, mishearing: “you licked a girl?!!” 😱 Him: “no! No! I *L III K E* a girl” Me: oh. Ohhhh. Who? Him: “I think — is pretty” 😊

Well my son came back from the party with his first crush 🤭😍

@Isa_11_AC @LadyNimby I see one plate in the pic so based on the evidence before me I see one plate with one piece of bacon on it...er go...

@bigjimdj @LadyNimby Jimmmm this is one serving 😭😂

For the “you’re doing too much” crowd, a protein, starch, and fruit for breakfast still takes like 10 minutes tops. I am doing very little, actually

@Isa_11_AC Did you get rained on or is it that much sweat?

Result of today’s walk 🥹😂

@Isa_11_AC @LadyNimby and who the heck cooks "a" slice of bacon??

@LadyNimby This can take 30 mins on a day your kids need things from you while making breakfast 😭💕

@Isa_11_AC well you said you were back at moms....can I get you something sweetie....and please post how this plays out

Next time someone asks me how I want my eggs: In cookie please, chocolate chip? 😂

Life hack 👀🤣

@Isa_11_AC Yes you are and it's a nice sunset too

Pretty 🥰

@Isa_11_AC Non-plussed that's plus plus

Nonplussed that I’m in my pjs 😋😂💗

@Isa_11_AC Great now i have to cut you in because boobles is what is going to make it so marketable.

@bigjimdj Bobbles, boobles and baubles Idea 2 😆😆😆😆

Me: wanting to be frugal Also me: sees cute bobble at store

@Isa_11_AC That's not even being a tween ager. He's in training to be a hermit.

My son: can I eat in my room? Me: how about we eat together at the table. I miss your face. Him: well you can come see it any time you want, in my room ——- My seven year old is basically me at 15 😂