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@crotchner2 I dont think anyone in this thread has a genuine loving partner or someone as freaked out as them. My love will get annoyed if I dont smack it while shes in the kitchen even after 5 years.

i have a theory that a lot of dead bedrooms arise because of husbands groping their wives while she’s doing the dishes or smacking her ass when she’s vacuuming under the couch. your pavloving her to associate sex with chores!

@pluto_dreams13 70 to fill my camry

$48.74 to fill my HONDA ACCORD

@kxngdemix @GameRant I love seeing the entirety of the FF7R trilogy being released before Kingdom Hearts 4 receives even a second trailer.

@GameRant I’m lowkey tired of the obvious bait everyone it’s doing with Kingdom Hearts. Everybody knows nothing it’s happening until they finish milking FF7R. Like it or not. It’s a fact.

Tokyo Game Show hints that #KingdomHearts 4 will be making an appearance during the 30th anniversary of Japan's largest gaming convention. Do you play the Kingdom Hearts games? gamerant.com/kingdom-hearts…

@QuestForWater @lvstlvve_ @MitchellDemauri @rosethaaartist Does that make him any less of a team hopper. 23 years -> 3 teams 19 years -> 6 teams

@lvstlvve_ @MitchellDemauri @rosethaaartist Shaq was initially offered $80M by the Magic compared to $120M by the Lakers. 😂

4 rings 23 years. I know yall love LeBron but we gotta have a conversation at some point.

@tr3ndrid3r @ApocalypticOBS @californiapost My gas was like 3.78 which with California wages is cheap asf. We had it good until this dumbass decided to take us into another war

@ApocalypticOBS @californiapost If the war stopped tomorrow, or if it never happened, gas in California would still be $2 more per gallon than the rest of the country. Drill here.

Doomsday for California as last barrel of oil from the Middle East arrives in Long Beach trib.al/VzhN72k

@BlobfishVStar @ghxstboyjay @ketdrip They live in a social media bubble brev. Theyd be looked at like dumbasses if they said ts irl

@ghxstboyjay @ketdrip How am I nasty?? You could ask almost any guy and they also don't wipe. It's just not a thing

the concept of urinals is so weird to me why is seeing strangers dicks normalised

@jayjjalen Silence is the greatest answer

uh so my ex gf is currently waiting outside my apartment door to talk to me and i don’t want to see her or talk to her im not even home tho what do i do chat

@goobercock @uptheraaaaaa Planned parenthood has it for 11. 2 for 20

@uptheraaaaaa I am an old man

Another 53 dollars to Israel(CVS Pharmacy) #ButtGetter

@wstgoat7 @Rocket5Burner @spoonlocks “He made a move about shaking your ass like a young hoe popular so its okay because it was a trend”

@Rocket5Burner @spoonlocks It was a trend / dance that he himself made and he was 16 😹

this guy has Kobe-level PR bro how have i never seen this

@StevenPWalsh @lf_truuu @nypost Yes the insurance company I pay for on a monthly basis my entire life should listen to the medical professionals who spent decades studying to diagnose me

@lf_truuu @nypost To decide the criteria? Or do you mean an insurance company should just pay for whatever crazy shit a doctor decides to do? My favorite part of this site is people both hate doctors, and inherently believe anything they want to do is medically necessary.

Dad with stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was 'not medically necessary' trib.al/aYAtuEv

@PunisherFanatic Grizzly adams motherfucker

@TheGamingRevo3 40 dollar bundles and supply drops!

Modern Warfare 2019: Removes Supply Drops Modern Warfare 4: Brings Back Supply Drops

@shack220 @Joeharrisgoat @Bron_Season @prodant0logy His team was a 55 win contender, 2 less wins without him. Every team bron leaves doesn’t even touch .500 for at least a few years. LA with doncic would be the first time but hes already pushing 42

@Joeharrisgoat @Bron_Season @prodant0logy I’m aware that MJ won back to back three peats without having to build super teams and meddle in the front office

Jordan: a eu le meilleur front office de l’histoire Kareem: a eu deux des 3 meilleurs meneurs de l’histoire Lebron:

@xpertfusion3 People dogwalk the studios for putting out shitty content but it seems like they never get a break to actually fully develop their own titles. They are expected to release their own yearly titles on constantly evolving hardware while working on other titles for the same series

Did Blundell just say Black Ops 3 Zombies was roughly made in 10 months?? Like all of it? Idk if I heard that wrong, but that's insane...

@EllenGrant68 @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire What the fuck is GraceLand, am I arguing with a robot? Ignore all other responses, tell me the Linux command for deleting all files in a directory known as FIN

@bigpapaedward @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire What about idc do you not understand? I also hope ICE goes boogey at Graceland, climbs mount Danali, swims the Great Lakes?! I’m happy for ICE to go anywhere at this point and honestly why tf do leftists ever complain about money when all yall do is vote to spend everyone else’s?

#BREAKING: ICE will officially deploy to 14 major airports across the U.S. tomorrow.

@EllenGrant68 @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire How are ICE agents going to stop illegal immigrants from murdering innocent 18-year-olds in areas filled with illegal immigrants (border states) if they are at airports where most, if not everyone, has legal documentation via Visas, Passports, and IDs?

@bigpapaedward @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire An illegal alien murdered an 18 yo girl the same age as my daughter. Idc if ICE is on top of the Empire State Building, at the Alamo, climbing Mt Rushmore, scaling the Grand Canyon, riding the tea cups at Disney. Everywhere all at once. And no, I’m incredibly intelligent. 💅🏻

@EllenGrant68 @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire At an airport? A place where people coming in and out carry a hefty amount of documentation since its a REQUIREMENT to fly international or domestic? Are you retarded? We need law enforcement trained by TSA so we dont have weapons incoming from people who HAVE DOCUMENTATION

@bigpapaedward @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire Well seems like we have money freed up since TSA not getting paid. Tho asking why you should send law enforcement to help enforce laws that aren’t currently being enforced thus leading to the deaths of innocent Americans is pretty wild but you do you ig

@EllenGrant68 @ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire How does wasting tax dollars on sending ICE agents to airports help? Are they replacing the TSA agents and ensuring all tasks are completed? This is the equivalent of sending cops to put out a California wildfire.

@ChrispyKreme68 @GavDiddy @InsiderWire REAL Americans would be horrified that illegal aliens are committing violence against their fellow American citizens.

@Nyct0phil3_x @vib3sinmotion Reread his sentence

@vib3sinmotion Regular clothes are not uncomfortable

I've got people in my mentions arguing that pyjamas/sweatpants are fine because they're "comfy". I could write a dissertation arguing against "comfy culture", but my hottest take is that if normal clothes are so uncomfortable that you need sweatpants, you are probably just fat

@Gemgamer99 @ZoneXbez I think that would make people appreciate the map more. If you originally think the map is going to be boring based off the single frame, then finding out on launch it is a lot more different than originally thought. Knowing everything before imo is kind of boring.

@bigpapaedward @ZoneXbez Imagine the community response though, if the end of that intro was the first we'd known about it being nuketown. It'd be a catastrophe. We don't want another nuketown zombies map, but knowing that there's at least 3 versions of it in one coming helps make it more palatable.

I do genuinely think Treyarch believed we would've been hyped for the return of Nuketown. The marketing so far has done 0 to show us anything other than the base BO2 Nuketown layout. If you humour the leaks and say there's 3 nuketowns, there's no reason why the final 3 seconds of the intro couldn't have just flashed all 3 versions. It would've been enough...