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@EvanSco82823650 @sygreen1 @Jennnyyyyyy Same feeling here

@sygreen1 @Jennnyyyyyy It is concerning how far down I had to scroll to find the correct answer

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@espn RIP Chuck Norris

Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86. Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.

Happy Birthday to Fuji Legend KWAM 1 ​On March 3, 1957, Wasiu Ayinde Adewale Olasunkanmi Anifowoshe, better known as K1 De Ultimate (or KWAM 1), was born in Agarawu, Lagos Island. The soundtrack " Show Colour" was one of the songs from King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal aka K1 De Ultimate's 95' "Consolidation" Album . It was a massive hit back in the early 90s and helped cement his place as a pace setter in the in the Fuji music genre in Nigeria. KWAM is a multiple award winning Fuji music legend with over 5 decades in the music industry and over 40 studio albums..

I spoke with this indie dev from Nigeria who is building his own Action Roguelite where the world is ending, but you still must make all your deliveries - No delivery is the same - 11 different playable characters - Inspired by Crazy Taxi Called Tossdown

@theonlyebuka @DigitalToks I went back to check the handle like 3x (to check if there’s ‘writer’ somewhere… Alas!!! I was fooled 😒😒🙄

See, the funny thing is… the day I met my partner did not look like destiny at all. It looked like premium suffering. It was one of those classic Victoria Island evenings. Long day at my regular 9 to 5. My laptop had dealt with me. My boss had added small seasoning. Even the office AC was blowing like it was also tired of this country. Meanwhile, salary had entered my account that very morning. By 10am… the money had already disappeared like a view once picture on WhatsApp Debt repayment, Transport Budget, Small savings. One or two “let me just quickly…” decisions. Suddenly my account balance was looking at me like: “Hope you have learned your lesson?” So I packed my bag and stepped into VI traffic with one clear mission in life: Enter bus. Reach house. Avoid financial heartbreak. That was when I saw the danfo. One slightly tired looking bus, leaning small to the left like life had shown it pepper. The conductor was already outside shouting the destination with unnecessary confidence. “Costain! Costain! One thousand! One thousand! Wole pelu change e ooo” My people… One thousand? 😮😩 For a route that normally costs five hundred on a good and God fearing day. I just stood there for two seconds to process the wickedness. But hunger and home training said, “Brother, you will enter this bus.” So I adjusted my bag, tightened my grip on my slippers that I had already changed into before leaving the office, and began the determined Lagos fast walk of survival. That was when I noticed… I was not alone. Somebody beside me matched my pace exactly. Same urgency. Same silent refusal to miss this bus cos we were sure the next bus won’t be cheaper than 1000naira. We reached the bus almost at the same time. And that was when I properly saw her. Ah. Fine. Not the noisy, “look at me” kind of fine. Calm fine. Soft fine. And she was adorably stubby, the kind of height that makes you immediately start behaving responsible for no reason. Even in VI stress, she still looked put together. Meanwhile I was there looking like someone who had just escaped group project trauma. There was that brief Lagos moment. You know the one. Two strangers. One bus. Limited seats. Shared desperation. I did small gentleman move. “You can enter.” She smiled. “My brother, please enter. Abeg.” One bros from behind blurted out At that point I knew… This was not ordinary evening. Inside the hot danfo, with conductor still shouting like he was auctioning land, we started talking. One small complaint about Lagos. One small laugh about the ₦1000 transport robbery. Next thing, conversation was flowing like we had pending history. And honestly… From there, the story continued. Or at least… that is the story I have carefully rehearsed. Because as I am typing this… I am still inside my house, no light, heat wan finish me. Single. With full script ready. Just waiting for the female lead to enter the bus. 🚶🏽‍♂️😂

@spaceprimal @ThinkYoruba_1st @GRVlagos Tiago thinks in Yoruba…

@ThinkYoruba_1st Tiago will be considered to become a governor of Lagos state before @GRVlagos

Memorable scene from the watch party of ANIKULAPO: THE GHOUL AWAKENS at KAP Film Village & Resort.🔥🔥🔥 📸 Movies Plug/ Facebook

@omoelerinjare HAQ…

"You came to my family's house to marry me, I gave you a boy and a girl, expecting a 3rd child, all of a sudden you brought a lady home as a second wife, and told me is a charity case. I found out this lady knows everything about you, since when?"

@DjSlantee @emeka306 @dipoaina1 Your progenitors…

@bigphemy @emeka306 @dipoaina1 Useless old maggot

Tinubu was in the opposition for 16 years and was even arraigned to the court by EFCC yet he came out clean. If you bring any conviction of Tinubu regarding any corruption charges either in Nigeria or abroad. I’ll give 2 million naira now!

@emeka306 @dipoaina1 Just bring your proof of where he’s convicted…

@dipoaina1 So you are telling me this drug lord is not a criminal 😭😭

@the_artmosfair @lisa @lisamorrgan_ @bridgerton Madam na me Dey hot once said… no be jokes I go chop

“Broken Dreams” - S3 Episode 1 W/: @Lisa @lisamorrgan_ . . . 🎥: @drimkastr.studios Inspired by @Bridgerton . . #fyp #foryoupage #sitcom #bridgerton #bridgerton4

@Iledare @Onsogbu You were shown similar accident in the USA a week prior, no one blamed the USA govt for ineffective speed limiting measures or unavailability of rescue team at the time of impact. Let’s learn to call a spade a spade before pandering to emotions.

That’s the new trend….once you fault politicians and their ineptitudes you are automatically labeled as someone demarketing Nigeria by politicians online erats😂 You cannot mourn your loved ones-or else it will be tagged “demarketing Nigeria.” FRSCN that don’t have means of measuring speed limits, no functioning emergency phone number, no emergency ambulance number. no law/no fine for trucks parked indiscriminately on the expressway. In their miserable world, pointing out these anomalies is tantamount to “demarketing Nigeria.”

See accident car crash testing by Lexus that shows different speed and crashes. From 60 miles per hour to 180 miles per hour, to compare Anthony Joshuas car accident. People just need to stop demarketing Nigeria for silly reasons.

@10Hhundredd @CHULLY1010 How e wan take stop “Omo to n gbe inu aparté”…

@CHULLY1010 This guy no fit stop me for road 😂😂😂😂😂

Where these people dey get their lines from? 😂😂😂

@vutuuuu4 The fact that they walk towards the lions, daring them to a chase… Kasongo Yeh Yeh…

kasongo /warthog/pumba vs lioness Even the young ones have V8 speed ⚡🎧 🎵 🎶

@Nigerian_Doctor Haaa… kilode? I just dey smile for work…

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Something curious is happening on social media! Malian singer Oumou Sangaré’s song Kun fe Ko, is being sung by Yoruba youths. But they’re singing her Bambara lyrics in Yoruba. The melodies and words sound so close that people “hear” Yoruba words that are simply not there.

@Chioma_Onuoha1 When it comes to sophistication and aristocracy in Nigeria, leave it for Yoruba… No Cap.

@arojinle1 Typical case of Elegbo n je eșinșin…

Here's the video. I don't know if he was on drugs or something.

🚨𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: FIFA has named Chelsea the first official winners of the Club World Cup under its current format. 🏆🔵 Previous winners will now be classified as “FIFA Intercontinental Champions”, meaning those titles are no longer recognized as Club World Cup wins.

@DrekKnow @Tunde_OD He needed to loud it for people at the back in a way they can understand, so that they can hear well well…

@Tunde_OD Your reply suppose to be with Yoruba,if it's!!!

Yoruba is a beautiful Language❤️