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@BiniIrl I’m touching myself to this photo later tonight

@PuckPedia Considering the rise in cap, these seem too low imo

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@FutureCanes @Shane_13thman Charge fans would disagree on having to go to Kanata. They built their culture in the Glebe

@Shane_13thman In 5 years time: Lebreton - Sens CTC - Charge Lansdowne - 67s Just makes sense on every level.

This is why the city is always behind. No one actually looks at the future of the city. At some point the charge would outgrow TD Place. Build a 10K+ stadium that will stay half empty 320 days a year that falls on the city.

@SunGarrioch @OttawaCitizen What about Devon Levi?

Who can back up Linus Ullmark? Breaking down the Senators’ goalie options Ottawa Citizen ottawacitizen.com/ottawa-senator… via @ottawacitizen

@KadriSens Certainly a guy you look at. If we make other moves and the price is right, maybe. Mind you I imagine Columbus might want to bring back their captain

Dave Poulin used to always praise Jenner during his TSN 1200 hits. He’s not represented by Steve Staios’ former player agent. A name to watch this summer for Ottawa

@SensCentral They think he’s bad, ironically guhle has been worse.

Is Xhekaj hurt or just unplayable?

@cakestar47 @SensBuzz Difference is addressing the elephant in the room and going to Toronto and saying “our american star is just like yours!!!he wants to go home so bad!!!”

@bigpinuslinus @SensBuzz They all did

These are my rankings of the Ottawa Senators media personalities in 2025-26 Is this necessary? No Is this really on brand for me? Yes Will this cause drama? Not really Will I write something based on drama/60? Probably This is how I graded the Ottawa Senators media this year based on a weighted system measuring: Accuracy, Reliability, Bias, Story-Building, Originality, Market-Grasp and Cordiality. Key word here, this is how I view the media landscape as someone who is incredibly tough on the media through my own opinions, but also from everybody that's wanted to have a conversation with me about the media this year. All in all, I actually think Ottawa has very good media coverage, i added myself here as a meme mostly lmao i did give myself the worst bias ranking so everybody knows too.

@DefenseMinister @jackrichrdson I still think he was right. He played his hand too early. Win back Gatineau first, expand support west & North and in maritimes. If the team is good, and you grow close to home first, market expansion into Quebec is tough, but much more doable.

@jackrichrdson It’s Andlauer’s blind spot as a francophone owner to have an overriding belief that Quebec-based Francophone fans are there for the taking and outside of Gatineau, I’m not sure why you’d invest in the effort.

QC is probably the only off-ice misstep from the new ownership regime in it’s first 3 years

@SunGarrioch Bettman is somewhere smiling that he was right about the Quebec market. They don’t need another team.

The #Sens may want to skip any more visits to Quebec City for the foreseeable future. Centre Videotron is opening tonight for Game 7 of the Montreal series. Has also had big crowds for the last two games.

@themjonz27 @SunGarrioch & Gatineau. The problem wasn’t necessarily the idea it was the timing. Quebec city is a move you make as a show of force after securing the nearby French Canadian/Quebecois market.

@SunGarrioch Probably learned from the expirement. They should try and play pre season games in Brockville/Kingston to grow the fanbase in that area, leading to more support for Belleville too.

@SensCentral As long as he gets a good quantity of starts next year, he projects pretty well.

Not to get ahead of myself but Lucas Beckman might be truly elite. Perfect combination of great footwork, raw athleticism, rebound control, tracking and puck handling

@SensBuzz They spam plant them close together so they meet their quotas but are not rewarded/incentivized to plant them in a way that the trees reach proper maturity.

You ever wonder where these tree planting charities be planting all these trees BIG TREE is up to something nefarious I fear

@SensBuzz @SensfleckTy No way you’re being serious

The official narrative rn is that he’s 5-14 in the playoffs with a .896 S% Dating back to January 1st 2025 ~ he’s 28-12-8 but an .891 S% with a 18.96 GSAx (over the whole last two years) For extra context, Stu Skinner is 23-17-9, .888 S% but a 30.3 GSAx (over the whole of the last two years)

Who the fuck is Zach Metsa Watch this space: Ullmark for Kesselring’s RFA rights and Devon Levi

@MarcAndreRoss @SensBuzz Xhekaj run at Stutzle’s head was also preseason. Tend to your diver Hutson brother, you got a game 7 to focus on.

@SensBuzz Imagine, the Sens can’t even lose a preseason game gracefully. (Still remember the Cousins slash on Demidov.)

Can’t lose gracefully *drink*

@kiwihockeyfan Less wind resistance, he thinks only in horsepower

@Matty_In_Perth Think he would be a good depth option for Ottawa’s bottom six? Stats look good

Just watched some highlights of Jesse Puljujarvi, a player I forgot about. Had himself a game for Finland over Germany. PPG and an assist; he’s also a right shot, right wing. Also, Matinpalo had 3 shots and 6 PIMs.

I don’t remember Mark Carney saying anything about privatization when he was asking for your vote

Why would the NHL ever expand to Quebec City after this?

@Soucer23 @MadelnCanada I think this proves bettman’s point. They’re all habs fans now

@MadelnCanada Gary Bettman retard ass sees this and thinks Atlanta deserves an expansion team lol

10,000+ fans were in Quebec City watching the Habs game on the Jumbotron 🔥🤯