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Sometimes your tweets get no likes because you haven’t found the person who loves everything you have to say yet

@slowtripplet Pasta shapes

ask me my top 5 anything

oklou.....

i feel so embarrassed seeing women complain ab situationships bitch just babytrap him

@angesvin Happens only to the best of us

my mother thinks I have autism

Talking to my friends on twitter

@600pushups Agree unfortunately I thought it was fun and sexy but the dialogue was insufferable everyone’s an annoying smartass

@bigsilmaril I found it funny in its better moments but most of the time I had agonizing secondhand embarrassment 😭 I like a good bad movie but I don’t think this one has enough going for it

#nw Cruel Intentions #pridemonth

@harajukuamish And the fact that it can give you acne too like

i actually don't know how most women manage to constantly kiss men with facial hair / even mild stubble and i'm really glad i haven't had to do that since i was a child and i never will again

Everyone loves how standoffish and unapproachable you are

@600pushups I’m curious to hear your thoughts oomfie…

@bigsilmaril One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen! Hope you had fun

Forces in everything… Speak louder than me…

All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….

@swanhoneymoon Corn plating

and she was still lizzy grant on her id

@hollisunicorn Thanks oomf luckily the movie got interesting

@bigsilmaril I believe in you put the phone down

Relapsed

This is getting embarrassing

Relapsed

Gonna try and watch an entire movie without picking up my phone to see if #he texted me back yet

I have a hard time taking people from California seriously