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@Mauisnake Only a matter of time before people turn on him and call it cringe

I think part of the appeal of ohnePixel is that he does look like a German literature professor, but he just shouts incoherently and has childish abounding energy. His joy for life is infectious

@mldiffley Elon fried this app

Am I trippin or just 3-4 years ago the entire tl was live tweeting albums every week, wtf happened to music twitter

@poemPilled It insists upon itself

No one wants to jack off anymore they want to endlessly critique jacking off

@Partisan_12 Insane mog

🚨JUST IN—Greta Thunberg has been subjected to harassment, insults, and death threats from an ISRAELI🇮🇱 in Stockholm🇸🇪

@InternetH0F Blackboard users rise up

Canvas' parent company Instructure has been hacked, and the site is being held for ransom after suffering a data breach Over 9000+ schools have reportedly been affected and ~225 million users worldwide had their personal information potentially compromised

@WITHNO100S At minimum, 6 years before he drops again

Gay bald and facetune

@Blutman27 @dumbidiotm74762 Jason Tatum

@dumbidiotm74762 He played in Game 7 and is the only tough guy in the league. Do you know what an anomaly is?

Game 7 NBA Player: *sniffles* my knee has a bruise on it, I can’t play. NHL Player: My knee is literally falling off the bone and my labrum already detached itself from my shoulder. I’m playing.

@Cthulhu_Cal @ettingermentum The president wasnt always a pedophile

@ettingermentum I remember the good old days when athletes visited the president after a victory because it was a cool thing for the athletes to be able to meet the president.

-30 approval culture is so awesome

@MySportsUpdate How

The #Eagles have G Michael Jordan and DE Isaiah Thomas participating as tryout players at rookie minicamp this weekend.

if i was president id pardon rondo

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@brkagurabachi My defenses are prepared

Tomorrow will also be the day of "Is Kagurabachi really good?" YES, IT IS!!! AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN READING IT SINCE TWO YEARS AGO!

Bron doing this at 41 and Zion laid up eating a seafood boil with willow ryder

LeBron's still doing it, T.

Abysmal take

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

10000% Correct and True

@josiahhughes @CantEverDie Your what?

never understood this obsession with building 15 minute cities. why not just build one big one? for this tweet to work, please pronounce “minute” like my-NOOT(/maɪˈnjuːt/)