Jack Abbot

She's eating me.

@carbonfibersoul Okay, good.

@bigtitsjack you dont. or at least, not to me. i like how you smell

how am i meant to focus when abbot is walking around with sweat stains on his uniform

@carbonfibersoul Kid, I need to know if I stink.

@bigtitsjack well...it smells some sort of way...

@carbonfibersoul This does not sound like a bright idea!

@bigtitsjack i can think of a solution to both our problems...but we'd probably have to get really drunk and go to vegas

pt just asked if i have a wife... #awkward

tall, FUNNY, chalant, BICEPS, smart, soft spoken, emotionally intelligent

@carbonfibersoul Ice pop would melt too fast, hope you're wrong.

@bigtitsjack sounds good. i hope you're wrong tho, ive got $40 on some sort of ice pop

Night shift betting pool has officially started on whether we'll get a pt with smth up their ass. jackpot for whoever can guess 1. the item, 2. the fake story, 3. pt demographics, and 4. how long it takes to remove it

@rnolemma Clearly he's conscious enough to act like a dickhead, then he doesn't need our care. He'll be discharged or forcefully removed. Meet me in the staff lounge in 10.

@bigtitsjack i remember it was in a room at the central i think he's the only man there

i went to check on a patient and he told me that nurses should go back to wearing dresses while he stroked my thigh i want to vomit and cry

@carbonfibersoul Yeah, I'm not feeling it tonight... no special occasions, no holidays. $20, says nothing coming in.

@bigtitsjack you willing to put your money where your mouth is? i think minimum bid tonight is $20

@carbonfibersoul Listen I didn't know who would see that!

@bigtitsjack ...

Do I look like that?

@drYESlan Probably the safest way to get into it...

@drYESlan Do you even know what that is?

@fuckleberry__ Yeah the big eyes really do it.

@bigtitsjack Im not sure, but it looks like me tbh

It's a fact.

@fuckleberry__ What.. what is that... a squirrel?

@fuckleberry__ Good

@bigtitsjack Makes me squirm..

if you don’t talk your puppy through it, you don’t love them.

this is probably fucked up to say but i've always found this sculpture kinda hot