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@DonutOperator @NBCNews WHAT? PHYSICS?!? How dare you make sense, sir.

@NBCNews BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE DIE WHEN HIT BY A TRUCK Ya’ll are clowns and I can’t be more happy that mainstream news is dying.

As vehicles get bigger and heavier, they also get deadlier. Tesla’s new Cybertruck, a 6,800-pound electric car, would be lethal to pedestrians and occupants of lighter vehicles in the case of an accident, experts say. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…

Kinda want to make videos again. Kinda want to delete the internet. I could go either way.

@kevinbrueck I felt the same, though it's a terrifyingly realistic premise.

Watched "Leave the World Behind" last night and I can't help but think its like a really beautiful Ferrari that sounds awesome but it can't seem to get out of first gear. Kind of a let down.

@eddieizzard Or Tracy. Never Tracy.

As people may now well know, I have added the name ‘Suzy’ to my names.  So going forward I am preferring Suzy but I don’t mind Eddie.  And I prefer she/her but I don’t mind he/him.  So no one can really get it wrong unless they call me Kenneth or Sabrina.  I am remaining Eddie Izzard in public.  Thank you.  Suzy/Eddie.

After careful consideration and years of doing the fundraiser thing for my birthday, I've decided that this year my charity is me. If you feel so inclined, feel free to toss money at me through cashapp $bigwhiteseth I assure you, it will be spent frivolously.

@IngramElizabeth In nomine Goodell, or some shit. 🤦

@altonbrown I laughed entirely too hard at the end. That punch, tho.

Last night was pretty epic with all the blindfold business...bad night to be an antique pitcher though. youtu.be/rPsbhtpw-Fw

@altonbrown Yesssss. Any of the 70's, to be honest. Well..early 70s. Let's not get crazy.

As far as recorded music goes, I nominate 1973.

@LinzDeFranco I did when I took it back when I was trying to find what worked for my anxiety. Was too much for me :(

@altonbrown d, cause close enough to vodka sauce

If I pour vodka in my tomato soup I am a) a genius b) a genius c) a genius with a possible problem d) a & b but not c

@altonbrown Most impressive.

And yes...that was a pair of scissors. youtube.com/watch?v=FHjIMZ…

@altonbrown @IngramElizabeth Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my far, far better half, the lovely and enigmatic @IngramElizabeth.

@Shadowa87977981 Weeeellll, damn.

@bigwhiteseth It drama Tom’s been stealing money and gambling it way.

@PhillyD Any final fantasy.

@kevinbrueck chemical imbalance or psychological? ahh who am i kidding. drugs.

@PhillyD I dunno if I can go through this again 😒

@PhillyD *shrugs*

@PhillyD Still waiting on mine. "Essential" my ass.

@LinzDeFranco I wonder the same damn thing.