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just learned a fun new telugu proverb: the barber without any work shaved a cat

@bl4un2ts0 @nickademus23 @esjesjesj I don’t believe in an idealistic form of egalitarian society. I think that if you’re going to engage in heterosexuality in good faith then you have certain duties to uphold. I am going to wish you good luck with your bitter attitude and ask you to wisen up about courtship

@nickademus23 @bihoelogy @esjesjesj I meant to ask the other guy @bihoelogy my bad but your opinion isn't invaluable I just knew what you were going to say

Men deserve to be lonely

@bl4un2ts0 @esjesjesj They are being criticized for being ungentlemanly. You should raise yourself better

@esjesjesj Imagine like your sitting there with them and say Men should be lonely as a man but don't want to date her either the math isn't mathing

@creepydotorg “Hey Bill wanna fuck with the date Tom brought?” “Dude I’m two steps ahead. I hired some artist my niece knows to build a fake human meat spread” “Awesome. I put mushrooms in her dessert.”

In 2009, 21-year-old Gabriela Rico Jiménez was filmed after claiming she had attended an exclusive Elite party. She vanished that night and has never been seen again. Did she know or see too much? 👀

#classical why do they call themselves the wiener philharmonic

@altocalle @111wonderfu1 or you are too particular about how people are exposed to new media. Stubborn or what I can’t tell

@111wonderfu1 Idk why this video very slightly pissed me off Lame 🤷‍♂️

@altocalle @111wonderfu1 You don’t want to share the music you love? Because to be honest if you don’t embrace sharing through memetics the subtext is that you want the art to die with the author

@111wonderfu1 Rip goat

@Bravodiehard @YSLONIKA If your father abandoned you and went on to be a billionaire would you just take that on the chin and never be miffed? You wouldn’t, I dunno… fight it to make your life easier?

@YSLONIKA If someone doesn’t want to take a swab to confirm they’re your parent, you move on and keep living your life and start therapy to deal with the abandonment. Trying to force someone to acknowledge you as their kid is crazy.

Jay z spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in lawyer fees for 15 years to avoid a taking a $50 test is not suspicious to y’all ?

I like classical guitar so far but they write miami on top of all the bars of music and I didn’t know Florida had so much to do with Bach

Upping my protein and fiber intake has led the charge on this really visceral consternation in my body where I have to hold in the most vile farts because if even a hint of the scent is discovered I will be removed from society

@seviloveschar boobys

Everyday I think about this tweet

the iron supplement aftertaste makes you wish you recalled the taste of your own blood but usually it is a memory of being ambitious

do you think thunder yearns for lightning

@arianatorswildt can you be serious his pen is insane

name 5 jay-z songs or die

Do you think thinner yarns for lightning

@AnatoliTsampa @jazzythefangirl @kirawontmiss hahahahahaha

@jazzythefangirl @kirawontmiss Hi! This is not true. Greece first requested a permanent return in 1983. The museum is only willing to consider loans to Greece. “The Trustees firmly believe that there's a positive advantage and public benefit in having the sculptures divided between two great museums […].”

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the crew is the only audience we have left

Zayn Malik made being sexy possible

Nothing means nothing knowing you are everything and everything is nothing to know you are some part of everything and everything is something when you are nothing so be something and you will be everything

I am worried I will one day only be able to write of this body and this soul and these ideas and how much they once meant to me and I am pretending not to care. but I love this life I live so dearly. I love it so much every day. I am really hoping it never goes away trying not