✋🏻Biig_Jay’s🤚🏻

@jrstanley @sassafrassloth Thank you so much ❤️🙏

@sassafrassloth @biig_jay_hands Oh my GOODNESS! Congratulations to you both! 🥰🥰

Yesterday evening, 10 years to the day of our very first date, on the same bench we shared our first kiss, Jay asked me to marry him. I of course said yes ❤️✨

@TheShowstoppers - the guru, fuelled by his jealousy, kidnaps Ashley to try and learn his secrets, in a scene reminiscent of the “boat scene” from phantom of the opera “The guru in my mind”

@TheShowstoppers the guru’s assistant demonstrates her range of accents, alternating german and Mexican within one conversation

@sassafrassloth You make me laugh

i am actually very funny because i make myself laugh and that is very important to me

@DyschoCat I clearly forgot to say I was watching the final lol 😂

Watching #TheMole and hoping that somehow Q can still win! 😂

@PlayOverwatch the brazenness of the comments suggests that they act like this on a regular basis with no consequences

@sassafrassloth And you are ours 🥰

Tony and @biig_jay_hands 🥰 my world

@sassafrassloth Subscribed

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@sassafrassloth I’m proud of you!

i'm proud of myself today jay is not here which usually means i rot away. instead, i woke up, had breakfast and lunch. I cut my hair and tidied up the house, squeezed in some OT at work and then went to the gym! now to rot for the evening playing venture in overwatch <3

@sassafrassloth 😂😂

i am fearful and proud that my streams may have become a place where my community are challenging themselves exclusively to derail my streams as quickly as possible. current derailment record: 1m 36s

@Shalarissagames Well done!

First week of the new job survived! I'm going to hibernate until Sunday now 😴

@sassafrassloth They look so good and taste even better mwahahaha 😌

finished froggy friends 🐸✨

@sassafrassloth Hop 😅I see what you did there 🐸

this game has been on my wishlist for awhile now and I’m really excited to be have been the opportunity to play the demo early! Hop into the demo with me later tonight 🐸💕✨

@sassafrassloth So good

I don’t want to speak too soon but, I think I’m getting the hang of macarons 🥰

@sassafrassloth So good!!!

Mandatorily unnecessary“here’s my Christmas Dinner” post 😊✨

@sassafrassloth The best boy

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE 🎄✨ I hope you’ve been as good as Tony has been this year and get lots of treats from Santa 🎅

@TheShowstoppers Jim recognises mrs winterbottom as his first true love, the one that got away

@TheShowstoppers Dave pitches 3 more slogans to a new client which so happens to be the same sperm bank where it all begun

@sassafrassloth You are capable but it’s also ok to take it easy my love

me when my bf is home: wow I am so capable I can take of myself I am a proper adult me when my bf is away: I am incapable of taking even basic care of myself :’)