korn impressionist🐻

jim carry got Botox no more funny face😿

there is no sex i lied you are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes w me

(seeing an old friend from high school) we just don’t go to high school like we used to

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok and???? There will be three???? Kin of your kin??? Who hold the power of the stars in their paws?????

you are funny like peter beautiful like lois genius like stewie eloquent like brian strong like joe and insightful like cleveland

Fun bit you can do this weekend is pretend to ash your vape into peoples drinks at the bar while ur talking to them

i always use two exclamations points when talking to someone i love because those are suppose to represent us

@pissonthecarpet i knew it

@bilf_lover69 i am so itchy as u tweet this

i said it once and ill say it again: everyone is itchy

putting these babies on and walking really really slowly on campus. and when people get irritated and pass me i just gesture at the boots and shrug

the immense amount of love i have for my 13 and 16 year old selves is unmatched

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

//Just finished this bluefur drawing for class! Also almost done reading river of fire

wayne cooked with these covers especially the last three... they're so pretty i miss you big man wayne

Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

this is so important