Paul James Harris

First bet of the new season at Newmarket 14s out to 25s. No doubt a sign of things to come.

@FOTC_JH Judging by this picture they’ve sorted the coffee out but there’s still a lack of toilet facilities.

Still bad down here, but much better at crumbs, coffee for 2.80

@RacesNow_ @racingoncourse Double dipping at 3s and 4s. Arkwright was more willing to take a risk with his prices.

SD’s daily tips. Tuesday 14th April.

@RacesNow_ Looks very flat and heavy footed on that fast ground. It’ll be a disappointment to one and all, but, he might need to be put away for the proper Autumn ground.

Some cracking comments.

@RacesNow_ First day of the new campaign at HQ. I’ll be on route shortly.

@Ramma_____ Interested in the thoughts of the platinum members of the Liam O’Brien Lounge.

Whats Lou Carpenter got to do with this Dave?

@ouijaboard00 I’m assuming you’ve never watched Crisp?

Ben Jones Has a jockey ever went for home that soon

That can fuck right off

@mikeyhobbs94 @RacesNow_ Humour is also optional.

@biliousranter @RacesNow_ Don't have to back them or follow him then do you...

SD daily tips. Friday 10th April.

@andythelodge @RacesNow_ Two non runners mate.

@biliousranter @RacesNow_ What about the 4/1 3-38 sedg Think the cleaning lady had that price 15/8 best 08-21

@RacesNow_ Double dipping each way on a 4/1 poke. Less than zero shame, an utter scoundrel.

Indeevar Bleu. 1:45 Aint. 0.5pt EW5 5/1 qtr. Ike Sport. 1:45 Aint. 0.5pt EW5 18/1 qtr. Pourquoi Pas Papa. 5:15 Aint. 0.375pt EW5 10/1. Mariner. 3:53 Thirsk. 0.5pt EW4 22/1. Harswell Ruby. 3:53 Thirsk. 0.5pt EW4 4/1. Mobile Mamma. 3:38 Sedge. 1pt 4/1. Blackwater Lilly. 4:45 Sedge. 0.5pt EW3 5/1. All BOG.

Philadelphia Twat Scotland, Births and Baptisms, 1564-1950

@RacesNow_ Pilgrim had to win on Easter Saturday 😆

SD 11/1 winner at Musselburgh.

@SBIdotcom When everything is going wrong there’s just nowhere to hide. Got to take the rough with the smooth mate, we’ve all been there.

@biliousranter do they still exist? asking for a friend

Woeful before anyone else says it!

@racingoncourse I bet that pint went down fast.

How’s your Saturday? Morris Dancing Kids Easter Bingo . Every time 67 is called there is pandemonium

@jm_bell95 @racingoncourse You just need to lower your standards a bit pal. Any working mans collegian club would suffice.

@racingoncourse We don’t have enough establishments using those glasses anymore 😂

@FootyFansChants Might as well rip the US one down now.

Ireland fans in Prague loving it when the bouncer rips down the England flag

@SBIdotcom More shockers than Wes Craven 😉

You will be glad to hear - no more French until Saturdays big meeting @ Auteuil, couldn't tip shit off a shovel atm

@Ramma_____ Keep your chins up Jabba, there’s always another day.

“Lets have Granny singing her little tits off to celebrate that”