Not a Licensed Physician

@garthdetroit @FDSportsbook @FanDuel FD knows you're due and it terrifies them

Down so much on @FDSportsbook @FanDuel and yall couldn’t throw me some birthday bonus bets 😭 shoutout to Caesar’s and Fanatics tho!

I like this one a lot. 3 rds only. Jets were a suggested trade partner by the simulator.

CJ Carr spent this offseason studying Matthew Stafford and the Rams offense. Wants to work some of those throws into the Notre Dame offense and get under center more. “The things they’re doing schematically and the throws that (Stafford) makes … let’s go out there and try it.”

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

My latest on how a 3-second video clip of a guy who's never played a down of football has sent college coaches into a frenzy. Meet Ireland’s Neff Giwa, a 6-7 1/2, 295-pound rugby-player-turned O-lineman with 37-inch arms who can run a 4.88 40. Free story: nytimes.com/athletic/71363…

I will shove a @pancheros burrito up my ass pipeline if Iowa wins tonight

virginia got screwed

It's amazing that capital one has been able to make Charles Barkley, Samuel L Jackson, and Magic so unlikeable

This is a CYO game

Matt Painter’s wife’s boyfriend is probably so stoked rn

Malik Reneau today

Braden Smith is on the Epstein list

i am embarrassed at the noise i made at that shot

High point might be the best team in the tournament

duke is getting punched in the mouth

Boozer should be out of this game for that. That was assault

How about the job Jai Lucas has done in year one at Miami? With the Hurricanes’ 80-66 win over Missouri last night, the program has matched a Division I record for the largest single-season turnaround with a 19-win difference. From 7 victories to 26. Canes meet Purdue Sunday.

if we ever figure out how to shoot free throws we're winning a natty

PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISSOURI 🙌