rorie aondeline

I want to set my home on fire and disappear into the desert but have to settle for going to work in three hours

@eliesaaabs idk if this is supposed to be rage bait but ngl this genuinely looks fire

Ok I feel better, I spoke to the trees about it and they’re just as horrified and disgusted as I am.

@_lilsaltlamp_ seasons 1 and 2 go very hard

@lvanwag1990 naur

@billkillerbbq Are you at barbaro? Lol

saying "fuck yes" as you bite into a mouthful of arugula and parm

googling "is it normal to text dead people" and am pleased to know that it is

@Slimothyjamezz me currently looking and feeling like shit fr. cortisol sucks! 🖕

Managing a bar for 4 months has probably aged me about 4 years 🫩

everyone is so remarkably bad at their jobs

taking two hot chocolate packets to work and hoping for the best

@fartcontroversy @Inhumansoflate1 why yes

I hate liberals so much

"All my homies hate Wormtail."

@_lilsaltlamp_ this shit pissed me off

"So we're gonna forgive him just because he's tall?"

"Cockiness is thinking you're better than everyone. Confidence is knowing that you are." - James hyping me up lol

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

still thinking about James asking if we'd rather have a Voldemort nose or cow udders on our face

unironically listening to Lollipop on the way to my river rat job

"I came out of the womb hating mayonnaise."

"Is that your kiwi in the fridge? I thought so. I love you."

this is when you go get a diet coke