Puffin Billy

@JDCocchiarella @tmorello Orange is the new read.

Lmaooooooo

@MarchandSurgery I’m pretty sure they have. They’re quite clever that way.

I'm pretty sure the earth and moon will be moving over the 10 days. I'm hoping the NASA scientists built that into their plan. This model where the moon stays still and waits for us doesn't seem very realistic.

@bennyjohnson They celebrated Artemis with footage of a Saturn V? ‘Murica!

The National Mall celebrated the launch of ARTEMIS II right. Beautiful tribute to NASA.

@tavi_chocochip Good point. No. Great point.

I find it weird that Elon didn't mention NASA's Artemis II mission at all, despite posting quite a lot on other topics. He keeps saying space exploration is super-important to him. So does he really care about human missions to space, or is it only when it's a SpaceX program?

@MarioSonicGamez @Emilyaustin I did. Apologies.

@billy_puffin @Emilyaustin You read my reply upside down, somehow. Retarded snowflakes are everywhere today. The Apollo men were almost superhumans compared to now. Thankfully we still have just enough super humans around to get humanity back on track today, as the amazing Artemis 2 proves.

Not trying to be conspiratorial at all, but I’m genuinely confused… if we already landed on the moon decades ago, why does going back now feel like such a massive, complicated mission? 🤔

@BullandBaird No guessing involved.

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

@MissAlly_01 Yep, one of my first lasting memories.

How many people saw the first round of moon launches in the late 60's & early 70's?

@SaltyMermaid_9 @Emilyaustin You lot make god look small and weak. If you had the courage of your convictions and real faith you’d happily accept that he made an entire universe.

@Emilyaustin No one went to the moon. Can't get past the firmament. Everyone who believes in God knows this truth

@MarioSonicGamez @Emilyaustin Frank Borman, Jim Lovell and Bill Anders were retarded snowflakes? After all, they did in Apollo 8 substantially what Artemis 2 is doing right now. The Artemis programme is moving faster than Apollo, with far less testing in LEO.

@Emilyaustin Because everyone is a retarded snowflake now compared to then, and safety is more important than success. All of which makes any progress so painfully slow that it doesn't feel like progress. And hardly is. Next question.....

@drhingram @theliamnissan Well that beats walking on water any day.

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

@DX_Alphafg Oh, bullshit. Followed by more bullshit. With some bullshit to finish up.

Melania Trump has spoken out publicly in defense of her husband, delivering an emotional statement that has quickly drawn attention across the political landscape. “What is happening to my husband goes far beyond ordinary criticism. It has become deeply personal and, in many ways, profoundly unfair to a man who has devoted decades of his life to public service. I often ask myself how people can be so relentless. They are attacking a leader who carries immense responsibility every day — someone who works under constant pressure, scrutiny, and expectations that very few people could truly understand. Donald has never asked for sympathy, and he has never blamed others. Instead, he continues to work and lets his actions speak for themselves.” “To me, Donald is more than just a president. He is a determined, disciplined, and resilient man. Rather than magnifying every mistake or adding more pressure through endless headlines and debates, people should recognize the sacrifices and strength it takes to stand at the center of such intense public attention. He does not fight simply for power — he fights because he genuinely believes in the future of this nation.”

@WhiteHouse Still letting grandpa loose on his phone? That’s elder abuse.

Cryin’ Chuck Schumer and Hakeem “High Tax” Jeffries.

@bushontheradio A Chinese rover going walkabout.

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@theliamnissan But of course he does. Maybe not all moon landing deniers are MAGA, but you can bet your bottom dollar that all MAGAts are moon landing deniers.

LOL this dipshit thinks we faked the moon landing

@NotFarLeftAtAll Cooked sausages.

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@theliamnissan I knew you’d come round :)

I changed my mind about the Artemis mission. Sometimes we need something to unite humanity in celebration and awe. We can waste a little money for that

@theliamnissan We should still have something to aspire to as a species, and currently there’s fuck all down here. Might as well look elsewhere.

The thing about space travel in general, i.e. a mission to Mars is that I think we should spend our time and resources cleaning up pollution on our own planet first. We were given a planet perfectly suited for human life and strip-mining Nebraska for titanium deposits is dumb.

@bennyjohnson Peter was the rock. Don’t you know your bible?

God is the ROCK. Build on the rock. Nothing is easy. Just keep going.

@AdameMedia Kegsbreath is a complete arsehole but he’s just ‘NOT AWARE OF IT’.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🤡 Hegseth says regime change has occured in Iran but they are just “NOT AWARE OF IT” What a pathetic clown.

@MMartynsky @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Sure, guy. REAL rockets are the big smokey ones, right? Not those ridiculous hypergolic systems that don’t require an igniter in vacuum or near vacuum and burn with a colourless flame.

@billy_puffin @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Yeah, and that shit just hovered up into the sky 🤣🤣 You’re the one who believes everything they tell you. Compare it to REAL rockets. 🚀

TODAY. 🚀 ARTEMIS II. AROUND THE MOON FOR ALL HUMANITY.