Billy Ramirez
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Billy Ramirez
@billyramirez
🇲🇽🇺🇸Marketing Freelancer/Consultant and Standup Comedian. Much more successful at marketing so far. ¡HABLO ESPAÑOL!
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Haziran 2009
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@Rarecandypod1 I bought Flight Simulator '98 from the Brokaw Rd. Fry's Electronics, then went home and watched the Seinfeld finale.
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@fearthefin It doesn't work.
Randy said it during overtime of Evgeni Nabokov's first start and eventual first tie.
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@RenWaterOx "...deep down he's still a human..."
Umm... why did you say "deep down"?
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This what people don’t understand.
Everyone is praising the wit, the humor, his cleverness. But deep down he’s still a human and a man that was deeply violated and racially targeted. Kudos to his resilience and strength, but no one should have to experience this.
Corn Pope@corn724142
A single tear flows from Afroman's left cheek following a verdict in favour of Mr Joseph Edgar Foreman.
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@SanJoseSharks @SAP It's all good. Chin up.
These are the very early stages of a masterpiece.
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@EricMalamisura @spittinchiclets BEER LEAGUE TOUGH GUY ALERT!!!!!
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@spittinchiclets What a bitch. Last time some clown did that to me in beer league his teams said he never came back. 😂
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@karlykingsley President Camacho was humble enough to ask for help.
DOES EVERYONE FORGET THIS?!
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@bree_eze I miss my hometown!
I also miss when bánh mì was called "dollar sandwiches" and I could easily grab one on the way home from school on Senter Rd.
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@tunguz Sort of.
President Camacho had enough sense to ask for help.
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@Dolphins8385 @FB_Helmet_Guy Oh, the Gary Anderson flip touchdown game!!
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@SnipeCity420 I wish I could!
When do you think they'll realistically compete for a Stanley Cup? That's when I'll return to my hometown.
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@burch_rvburch @GovEvers So, there's this thing called "taxes"....
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@GovEvers private companies don't offer that, 6 months maybe, because they can't afford it. Who's paying for this?
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@mikethaprez @alwaysunnyooc If I say it one more time! If I say it one more time!
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CM Punk stayed silent till he heard a better wrestler than him.
Punk stopped at Eddie Guerrero.
(via @BRWrestling)
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Going down wikipedia rabbit holes is the closest living descendent of surfing the web.
Gracia@straceX
the internet is no longer a place to explore. it is literally just five giant apps consisting entirely of screenshots of text from the other four apps.
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