Bill Doyle

@ManUtd Neville, wants that to be handball, it’s not

CUNHAAAAA! 🏄‍♂️

Cock and Bull/Spinning Wheel. x

@PaulHem50698553 @BadDobby7 Me too, can’t stand Shearer’s waffle.

@BadDobby7 Stadium sounds for me

Can't stand Alan Shearer on commentary! It's ruining this Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid game. Muted that shit! 😂 #ARSATM

@RightPulseNewss 👍👍

Don’t say anything, just leave a thumbs up 👍 that's all he needs from you

@flightradar24 @Boeing My favourite plane ever.

Happy 38, @Boeing 747-400! 🎉 Around 100 of the iconic Queen of the Skies currently working hard, with the majority now flying cargo missions around the world. Which one are you tracking today?

@BeckyWant Cloud Mary

Dire Straits SUNNY for Nothing? STORM to be Wild Steppenwolf? Your theme is WEATHER. Can you incorporate a weather word into a song title or artist? Get puntastic on the Mix Up Tape BBC Sounds from 10pm 🌤️⛈️⚡️☔️

@Kevin77199503 @HenryTarquin @benonwine @JohnCleese Where was Waitrose’s security do they have any?

@HenryTarquin @benonwine @JohnCleese He shouldn’t light the fire in the first place.

SACKED after 17 years… for stopping a thief. A Waitrose worker in Clapham Junction has lost his job after intervening to stop someone stealing Easter eggs. Walker Smith, 54, had given 17 years of service only to be shown the door for trying to do the right thing. No warning. No loyalty. Just gone. What message does that send to staff and to every other would be shoplifter wanting an easy target. Do your job… but don’t actually protect the business. Waitrose have ABSOLUTELY no loyalty to their staff they are quite happy to dispense of Loyal partners like yesterdays rubbish.

@Rachel_Doyle72 Me too!

@Rachel_Doyle72 Superb.

@Gosleepriya 3

Test your brain? Let's go?

@DavidJManley3 @Matt_Pinner @grok Bullseye

@Matt_Pinner @grok help this man out , give me 10 aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Matt_Pinner Arthritic Licence!

In a few words, describe Madonna dancing 💃

@UtdMaI Clickbait.

Ronaldo, Casemiro and Varane excluded, name a player that played for both Manchester United and Real Madrid Difficult

@LegacySiu Jasper Blomqvist

Guess the missing player 97% of fans will fail

@Aliya562219 2

How many people went for the picnic?

@utdandy Matic 😂

Ray Wilkins

@utdandy Magic

@mufcytp @fichajesnet Click bait.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave Al Nassr in the summer, and Manchester United want him to return to OT. His wish is to end his glorious career at the Theatre of Dreams. — @fichajesnet Reds, what’s your opinion on this? 1️⃣ Last dance with CR7 2️⃣ No deal

@GPiccadillyRats Brilliant Alan, can’t wait for this.

🛑 WHY PROTEST? 🛑 🚫 Increase in draconian attendance regulations 💷 Price hikes for kids and concessions 🚨 Heavy handed bans at aways because of I.D. demands and removal of season tickets for long serving matchgoers 📉 2,500 season ticket holders gone from Old Trafford in just 2 years 🤔 🎟️ Increase in tickets appearing on resale sites ❌ Removal of away ballot statistics and transparency 📸 Social media influencers popping up at Leeds away 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🙉 An ownership that ignores fan reps and supporter groups 🚪 Massive turnstile queues caused by cuts to stewarding 👷‍♂️ Time served, experienced stewards sacked or not renewed 📉 Steward numbers slashed, safety and fan experience treated as expendable 🧬 A deliberate strategy to dilute fan culture and erase generations of supporters who made United what it is 🇺🇸 A strategy to turn our game into a commercialised American product 🎪Flaunting a Disneyland circus stadium no STH fucking wants! 🤬 They do what they want and fuck over the fans ⚠️ It’s only going to get worse ⚠️ And they WILL get to you, don’t think they won’t. ⏰ 1PM 📍 Two meeting points 📢 Be loud. Be seen. Be there. 🔥 The 1958 🇾🇪