baby

Ended things because I wanted more and his response was “completely understand 🤘”

Tickle the pickle

@oof_god_44 Yummy

ate the fuck out of this mango but I'm reposting because had a paper with literally all of my personal details in shot OOPS! #realeaters #madeamistake #responsible

Harassed outside of work at 3am I got a cheese knife in my purse buddy

@suplolheh School

36 mutuals and im not getting 36 likes everytime i post what r u guys here for. r u spies ? r u watching me?

Smoked a joint and am now sat on the floor in front of my mirror doing my make up in my underwear

You know what, I would move to northern Ontario for $70 an hour.

@bimiclo Rebirth of a new you

@suplolheh No

@bimiclo stop this isn’t funny stop

Opened a fortune cookie and it said “death upon you” what dat mean

The girls are pavloving their situationships

@plsdonutlean I’m also balding

@bimiclo They wont promote me because im Bald

They won’t promote me because I got fuck ass bangs

@mayadelaneyy EXACTLY

@bimiclo what did they even expect you to do 😭😭😭

I had a customer ask me if we can do latte art on a cocktail… bro do you want me to kill myself in front of you

wine drunk in summer n home by 10pm im so ready for u ...

How I was moving last March