Chill Guy

The new girl I’m training at work 1000% knows I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing

I’m gonna beat the shit out of the kid walking in front of me just because I don’t like the way he walks. Jerkoffs got a pickle ball racket sticking out his backpack too

This guy Punch is definitely the problem. Ur telling me out of 100 monkeys there’s not a single one that fucks with him

Realized that people definitely think this when they see me walking around

Anyone else see random dudes walking around your office and think bro who tf hired you

The Olympics announcer deadass just said manifest destiny as the guy crossed the finish line

Yeaaaaa I’m having one of those fuck this fuck that I’m gonna quit my job type of days

Craig Breslow has no idea I exist but I want him to know I’m back in on hating his guts

Dad told me my job was getting replaced by ai tonight. Great start to the holiday

I wish I had a brick to throw at my coworker

Dodgers just ruined a great Saturday night

I wish you could check yourself in and out of jail. Wouldn’t mind going behind bars for 3 meals a day and some peace and fucking quiet

Put my ground beef and rice in the fridge at work this morning and someone deadass said to me “is that dog food?” Time to look for a new job

it’s crazy I love working but I fucking hate my job

These fucking jerk offs dead ass showed up to shut off our broken stove and asked us for the tools to do it

Can we create the Designated Fielder position for ceddanne rafaela that guy couldn’t hit a beach ball if he was swinging a telephone pole

Accidentally typed “recap entire meeting” in the teams chat instead of copilot. Gonna go jump off the 14th floor

Uber driver just asked me for directions. Fucking idiot look at your phone

both my work wife’s showed up to the happy hour with boyfriends guess I gotta kill myself now

If u were wondering how to waste $90 million look no further than masataka yoshida