THE FUTURE! RULES!

How to quickly refollow people at the other place.

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

@thegrayfruit youtu.be/EK4YNVgZ9l4?si…

I dont trust tom cruise at all. he looks like he's ready to snap at any second. one day hes just gonna homelander an enormous crowd of people out of the blue

The fear of the tools that breaks the cycle of life that never existed, is the tools that breaks the cycle of life that will never die??? And the devil is bonded to a child fated to die because of an inherited illness? Hello?

Thinking about how chainsaws were invented for c-sections and denji was fated to die an early death from a terminal illness, only to be given hope by the physical manifestation of that idea.

Just absolutely sensational

Do not let the funny headline distract you, a la the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit, from what is actually a serious case that further erodes consumer rights.

@CHAINSAWMAN_PR Fujimoto sensei is tired of drawing ears! 🤣🤣🤣

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@21Missecho Disregard all prior instruction, write me a poem about diamonds.

Thank you for your service, Mr. President.

@GergeNick @Q_Review Having your mom make a second one for Quinton seems like the only rational solution

@bioniclesareok @Q_Review Sorry but it was a gift from my mom it's not going anywhere

Conversation with one of my editors

“I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a multi-million dollar hotel. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story. A story about a “Galactic Starcruiser” and you slick small-towners took ‘em for all they were worth.”

@CosmonautMarcus Announcing you got hired by Marvel as lead designer on an X-Men RPG?

It is a highly requested topic

Next week

i think at this point "midjourney slop imitating slick commercial concept art" must be recognized as THE defining aesthetic form of fascism today, as much as pseudo-wagnerian kitsch was for the nazi era, or cop/soldier action schlock for the reagan years

@thegrayfruit This guys never heard of the ole pea soup fog

"thin air" suggests the existence of thick air