Bioburst

Why is your dog everything? Funny ass dog 🤷‍♂️

Asian girls with glasses man… 🤤 (I’m asian btw)

@calajms Human sized guinea pig water feeder

what if u get thirsty during sex

@myr4gh Oh god… I had a BAD vision in my head

love never left because it lives in me

@ilmkittycat The epstein list?

Reply to this if u want to be added to my list ദ്ദി/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\

Got me clapping my hands together like a millennial while bouncing up and down like I’m the incredible gassy while giggling like a baby over some FUCKING PICKLES

Yeah… I’m going insane. Just compared rubbing 2 pickles together to lesbians scissoring. I’ve peaked in human cognitive evolution 😄

My internal dialogue is screaming and making noises to get the stimming away, yet I still wanna do those things… I think I’m just insane

To the people out there who don’t know me well, what are your first impressions of me? I am a little curious little bug :D

How I lowgenuinely think how my friends see me because of how weetoded I am

@dollybrowser Np, tbh I cannot sleep

@bionurst oh uhm thank you pookie

@dollybrowser pickle

I’m gonna try my hardest to actually post smth on my music insta. I have not touched that in a good bit. I promise I’m good at singing, maybe average if you hate my singing voice.

@calajms Absolutely nothing

single men that live alone with no gf what y'all doing right now

@p0wui Real

@decodelily Doubt it

liking someones tweets is definitely flirting btw

@vivitoodumb Idc tbh

Do u fw girls who r lowk retarded

@vivitoodumb Nothing

Wyd if ur irls find ur twitter..

@ochahiro_ And I run :P

I don’t chase—I attract. ✨

@xbunyq I just imagine someone sending a message and after not getting a reply back within 2 minutes, they delete the message and throw a hissy fit

Some of y'all are so mad im actually laughing 😭 you think its mature to send angry or pass aggressive texts and then delete them instead of being like oh hey sorry I was going thru it, once you regret it? If someone is busy w life, sleeping, at work, etc. It's not that deep

I love me some hairy balls