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🔗to my gaga x mistress of mayhem fic: archiveofourown.org/works/76126171… wattpad.com/story/40477313…

happy may 4th to the concept of the mayhemga star wars au fic in my head

miihemga had a baby and my ethereal sim is pregnant. mayhem is working overtime in every universe🙏FPREG IS REAL

PUASSEEEEEEEEE PAYSE PUASE PAUSE PAUSE.

@bnvlntbvndit we’re all good, i write in google docs and use an ao3 draft to see how it looks on the website☠️☠️

@biovult oh shit 😭😭 do u at least still have a copy on google docs or ur computer??

woof. my ao3 draft got deleted and i thought i accidentally published it🙃🙃🙃

my friends are getting engaged and i’m writing mayhemga fanfiction

@lcbotomy @ladygaga oh my god this just went triple platinum in my brain🙂‍↕️so talented

mayhemga ily #ladygaga

@graevanity gulp…❌

@biovult wait... does that mean.....

@_mimikriya you’d be right🎯

@biovult and if i say its the patriarchys fault

a bit arbitrary, but whenever i read published fiction and there’s a sex scene, im instantly annoyed. seldom do they [usually straight couples] engage in anything besides vaginal penetration. even when the male char goes down on the woman, the main objective is on entry rather

@fightstonebower nearly shit myself🙃

@biovult No way😭

@bnvlntbvndit someone oughta write abt this🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

omg mayhem and ethereal would spoil their child rotten - ethereal would be the most loving, doting and gentle parent, she’d be so patient with their child; mayhem would be super-protective and guard their child with her life, she’d mutilate anyone who dares try to harm them

@bnvlntbvndit omggg i have so many little headcanons of them as parents🥹but literally!! i reckon their child would be living in paradise with the sheer amount of affection and tenderness in that household. the cutest little family everrr

blowjob scene taking up 2-3 pages but 2 sentences of eating before he plunges his knob in her?? and why’s it lady authors who do this; why’s it so male-centered in a novel with themes of female empowerment

than clitoral stimulation. idk maybe *im* personally doing something wrong, but what’s with all the clit avoidance in general? i know it’s not supposed to be realistic but…i promise his pecker ain’t sending u to mars with an orgasm. then they’ll have the most explicit

@serve4thstars just gay as hell

@biovult Side note "super in love" "very in love" "married for two days" is taking me out that's so canon

PAUSSEEEEEEEEEE⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️

@serve4thstars both of them, at the same time

@biovult Such kiss is enough to get em pregnant

@serve4thstars they ain’t even had their first kiss by then😭😭

@biovult Chapter 15 plot revealed

playing until dawn just to kill off all the men