katie 🌱☕

me at my stupid little job all day, sending my stupid little emails

Naughty boys who knock over my eggs at 5am get the bath

See you all at Fanfest

how it feels trying not to tell someone what i’ve bought them as a present

This gotta be the worst abbreviation I ever seen

Oil at $110 pivot to urban horses now before it’s too late

Are they an official Nintendo partner? As a consumer, this makes me less likely to buy Nintendo products. Please explain. Thank you. @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica

I had no reason to make this but I did

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

This is the plot of Severance

what did he mean by this

this is how it feels to be in a call w someone who gets mad at video games

how your email finds me

me at my 1:1s with my manager