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cuando pasa la policía y tengo que actuar como si no hubiera hecho nada (no he hecho nada)

@eurofounder @sksk_sinker I don't think he is sherlock holmes the detective as we can clearly see his name is Marcus Alpha. That doesn't add up

@sksk_sinker Thank you for enlightening us detective Sherlock Holmes

My older brother came over for dinner last Sunday I noticed his watch the moment he took off his coat A Patek Philippe, easily €30,000 "Nice watch, bro" I said "Oh yeah, I flew to Switzerland to pick it up, much cheaper there" I raised my eyebrow "Did you declare it at the border?" I asked "Haha, no, that's the whole point" he laughed I clenched my fist That is almost €6,000 of unpaid VAT he stole from Germany I excused myself and walked into the bedroom I called the Finanzamt's anonymous report hotline I gave them his name, flight number, and the model of the watch When I came back he was telling my wife about the "new boat he is thinking to buy" I smiled and poured him another beer Enjoy bro, you will see the justice very soon

I just realized I've never seen an ambulance getting petrol at the petrol station in my entire life

@sushiqween @congratstothe too much good mood posting these days. coincidence?

ordered icecream from good mood in hsr. prolly the best vanilla i’ve had till date. it’s so hard to get the basics right. brownie fudge & tiramisu were good too but if you’re a fan of classic flavours, give their vanilla a shot. no notes.

le soleil dehors qd tu viens de rater ton examen

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

just got goodbyemogged so hard. i said "have a great rest of your day" and got back "have an awesome rest of your week". on a monday too!! totally destroyed.

Arpit Bhayani's recent post is viral,He goes to eat Panipuri & notices owner giving panipuri in Round Robin manner to each person,tells owner he could optimise by prioritising customers eating fast instead of Round Rb(Kafka consumer backpressure) Owner said "Apna kam karna lavde"

@pranavtiwary @gargipalaskar Exactly, blr is way ahead and it is not a fight to be fought anymore, gracefully accepting this fact is a mature way to continue this discussion. It's just better, we don't need to find individual examples to try to argue with it

@gargipalaskar I have spent equal time in Mumbai and Bangalore and it's not hard to decipher that Bangalore is way ahead of Mumbai in food availability, culture, taste and variety !

the same way people in blr survive without: - project hum - miya kebabs - east 7th pizza - veronica's - indu ice cream - noa by nutcracker and so manyyy more, bom food scene >>>

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

@IndraVahan wait did this actually happen to someone? that's crazy please drop some context

absolutely funny watching someone threaten an anon with "i'll see you in court" and then get ass whooped by some of the best lawyers in the country. anonymity cut both ways, sometimes y'all have no clue who you're talking to here

for the aircrafts which are docked far away from aerobridge/terminal at the airport, does the pilot walk up to the aircraft or get a bus looking really stupid or how does it work

@Rohxn143 price please?

@MbFans_ikkada price?

@Legendruok40086 Hey, can you add me to this telegram group?

Rcb vs Lsg tickets relaesed at 4:16pm To many issues, nearly for 1 seat 100members selecting , demand is to high , What can rcb management will do if demand is to high Need a better stadium with larger capacity and good Ticket partner

@BonafideVJ @outofofficedaku Quote it instead of replying on it

@outofofficedaku How u reply on top of other tweet ? Is this feature of blue tick holder or we poor folks can do as well ?

Never do this. I repeat never. You'll be inviting more trouble. In fact carry some small bills of USD and keep them at different pockets etc. Super useful to get out of most situations.

@munindravarmaa Opening soon as in today under 1-2hours or tomorrow? @munindravarmaa

RCB vs LSG & DC match tickets will be opening soon Both matches’ tickets will be released at the same time

@QuasarFortress @INDIA_GO_ (12.9726331, 77.6147725)

@INDIA_GO_ where

ベンガルールの中心地M.G.Roadにまた新しい人気店が集結したグルメスポットが誕生したぞう🐘✨ピックルボールのコートも併設♪🏸🎾

@CocaineSamosa @dhruvkanodiaa Mount Batur sunrise trek , I'm guessing from a simple google lens

@dhruvkanodiaa Where is this

heard khamba talking about this place having the best sunrise in the world, ig he was right