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@birdabsurdist

Katılım Haziran 2021
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@Dedacted @Irytem @MurfsHello No, but people thinking cringe 2016 memes are still funny in 2026 are those who peaked in high school
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Irytem@Irytem·
@MurfsHello No fun allowed ass motherfucker you are
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@JackMac @TheTree So why are you blaming the NYC mayor for a failing and aging national power grid?
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Jack Mac@JackMac·
@TheTree I’ve been pretty fair to Mamdani. Haven’t been a crybaby about him either. Is this you being……**gasp**…..intellectually dishonest?!?!?
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@Stopwydd @GMA Sadly that’s not how ALS works, it progressively kills you, seems in his case it’s working quickly.
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kermits burner@Stopwydd·
@GMA Damn this really sucks he’s a nfl legend and especially a madden legend iykyk I hope he can at least get his speech back
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Good Morning America
FULL INTERVIEW: Former NFL running back Chris Johnson reveals his ALS diagnosis at 39.
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Metro Forward@wmata·
@JTTallman We do have an online store at dcmetrostore.com 🛍️ While most items shown in the post are exclusive to the in-person pop-up shop, we have a multitude of items to snag online. -KB
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JTTallman@JTTallman·
WMATA is really missing an opportunity by not selling this online. DC is filled with public transit nerds (hi -- it's me). I get it's whimsical to have a pop-up shop, but some people just prefer online shopping (I will be going because it's a block from my office, but still).
Metro Forward@wmata

Lines out THE DOOR! 🤩 ICYMI: Our pop-up shop is officially open. With July 4th just a little over a week away, we’re celebrating Metro’s 50th birthday as well as America’s 250th, with quarter zips, totes, and even bedding for our true transit fans! 😏🛍️ Read all the details here: wmata.com/news/metro-ope…

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bird@birdabsurdist·
@donnabrazile Cool, no one asked for your irrelevant opinion
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@wmata @museteach Just put it all online, please I’m out of town during that period!
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Metro Forward@wmata·
@museteach Glad to hear that you're interested, Michelle! Everything is an in-person exclusive, but we will have select items online at dcmetrostore.com at a later date. -KB
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Metro Forward@wmata·
We can’t wait to see you starting June 25 at the Great American State Fair, where we’ll be showcasing the storied past and innovative future of our rail fleet! But that’s not all! 👀 The Metro pop-up shop is making a comeback! 🎉⤵️🧵
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ate in the wings@shadowstrophe·
@birdabsurdist @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative Here’s a question: Will Jesus love you for taking away money of a billionaire whose money upholds the economy and creates millions of jobs so it can go in the pocket of our corrupt politicians and then no one has a job or work? Or will he be like “no sweetie you tried your best”
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@shadowstrophe @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative I’m against the obvious that billionaires do much more harm to this planet than good. I do think capitalist Jesus would be happy we have people with 845 billion in assets living on the same planet as the 800 million impoverished people. Elon Musk would own capitalist heaven ❤️
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@shadowstrophe @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative Lol you are stupid for real? Who’s gonna have more money for philanthropy the homeless dude or the billionaire who plants some trees to offset their private jet? Your “low IQ” is showing!
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@shadowstrophe @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative I have a question will capitalist Jesus still love me if I lose my job at the prayer center? Will he still give me bread when I can’t provide for my family? Probably not, I should go to hell for being such a bad capitalist.
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@shadowstrophe @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative Wouldn’t want those poor people ruining heaven for you! Just send them to hell and let em burn it’ll be so much easier! The halo monopolist shouldn’t be stained by their presence as they walk the golden streets!
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ate in the wings@shadowstrophe·
@birdabsurdist @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative Christianity’s purpose is not equality, thats probably why this is so confusing for you. We are all equal in the eyes of god, but that is in reference to spiritual & moral worth, not the state enforcing equal outcomes or identical conditions.
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bird@birdabsurdist·
@shadowstrophe @nickythegood @fookneej @FirstDerivative Lol, you’re right Jesus would love wealth inequality. All I questioned was the dudes issue with the word inequality when Christianity’s whole purpose is forgiveness and equality even tho it’s often lost sight of!
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