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@babymilkaction Shockingly poorly researched and worded article from BBC here: bbc.com/future/article…

@UPSHelp_UK My package left UK 2.5 months ago en route to Spain. It's in customs but I cannot get through to the helpline calling and no one responds to my emails. It contains a precious 2nd hand high chair from my nephews to my baby daughter. Please help me! 1Z593YF29196662107

First ice hockey game! #allforisles @NYIslanders @katemelsom

Muscle beach party in Tokyo with @menpan

What a fab day at the launch of our 5 beach huts in Bournemouth. We feel a competition coming. #RandomActsofKidston

@HSBC_UK_Help Who/what is the best way to complain about this? no department seems to want to take responsibility?

@HSBC_UK_Help The card is always unlocked but it happens every time. I have to spend twenty minutes on the phone every time I go on holiday.

@HSBC_UK_Help The fraud dept always say it's an automated system and they're sorry and they don't understand why. Who do I have to speak to?

@HSBC_UK_Help So does using my debit card to withdraw money in the country I've told you I'll be in count as "suspicious"?

@HSBC_UK_Help How does my card always get cancelled abroad, despite me advising before? And why don't you change the awful hold music?

Just spent the evening hanging out with a semi-naked @Stephenmangan in a bathtub. The week is shaping up nicely. #morewardrobefailsplease

@katemelsom it's a massive loss to the world of advertising that I chose a career in finance

I think they have started to run out of ideas for calendars

My fave celeb kid name is still Brangelina's Shiloh Pitt - which will SURELY be changed by other kids to Pile O'Shit.

@katemelsom @sheridanvk I think I will never call a lychee a lychee again #scallopimposters all the way

@katemelsom @sheridanvk @16handles Froyo come to mumma. However can I have one without scallops on the top mind?!

@katemelsom that's because I'm old school and still on Facebook...

Wonders what @seanparry has done to the rabbit. Ten days of looking after it and he has developed a taste for orchids.

Who needs a taxi service when you can have a personal porter & chauffeur service from @seanparry at 3.50am, free of charge #seanisdabomb