Dave Birnie

@burnleyheff @Everton_Xtra See what you did there

@Everton_Xtra Jaidon Anthony would rip the Prem apart playing in a decent team

🔵 Players from the relegated clubs who could move on this summer: Wolves 🔸 André 🔸 João Gomes 🔸 Ladislav Krejčí 🔸 Mateus Mané Burnley ♦️Maxime Estève ♦️Jaidon Anthony West Ham United ♦️Crysencio Summerville ♦️El Hadji Malick Diouf ♦️Mateus Fernandes ♦️Jarrod Bowen

@ClaretsAcademy @TurfMoorLoyal @burnleyheff

You have to see it to believe it 👀 Check out Kian McMahon-Brown’s outrageous winner at the Stadium of Light 🤩

@TheBurnleyWay Ill take yours any day 🤣🤣 PARKER OUT! UTC!

@birnieman Not on mine, starts with Dubravka

Everybody STAY CALM

@TheBurnleyWay Nice sunny spring day 👍 scarf....check, gloves....check, big coat.....check Thats not even this week! 🤣🤣 PARKER OUT! UTC!

Made with AI? So that could actually be Solskjaer taking training

@BurnleyOfficial JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY! PARKER OUT! UTC!

Training ahead of our trip to Leeds this Friday 🏃‍♂️

@connorbirniee @BFCTurf

@BFCTurf don’t worry though cause no doubt he’ll come out tonight saying how the team tried and how confused he is by the boos

Keep hearing he’s a nice bloke but honestly don’t get what his issue is. Think’s 1 win in 25 in is good enough and we should be kissing his feet. He’s offered up a pathetic excuse of a season. Delivered our worst home record in a century including getting beat by Mansfield!

@connorbirniee "If another team scores against you as another team" what in the waffle is he going on about here??? Is it different if another team scores against you as the same team?!? No wonder the players havent got a clue what they should be doing on the pitch....PARKER OUT! UTC!

He just doesn’t get it. The boos aren’t because of “a trend”, it’s because of stupid team selections, mind boggling substitutions, getting battered every week, senseless defending, the list goes on. Maybe 1 win in 24 games has something to do with it aswell🤯 #twitterclarets

@TurfCastPodcast Cant answer a straight forward question with a straight forward answer! Hes perfected the art of the power waffle! This man would get accused of talking too much bollocks in the house of commons - and that says it all! PARKER OUT! UTC!

🎙️ Scott Parker when asked if he still wanted to be here next season: “Discussions and where we're going in the future and what we need to do as a football club will take place in due course.” #twitterclarets

@JJWatt @claretnbooze @AlanPaceBFC @BurnleyOfficial Players have no clue what formation, tactical approach or team instructions they should be following! Thats all down to the manager, and if its someone else making decisions, then its still the managers fault for not taking charge and dealing with the situation! PARKER OUT! UTC!

Premier League stability is our vision of success. We’re obviously not there right now. We fully understand that the supporters aren’t happy with the current results. Nobody is. Not the manager, the players, the staff, the board, nobody. It’s the best league in the world, which also makes it the most difficult league in the world. There’s a team worth billions of pounds who won the Europa League last year sitting in the relegation zone with us at the moment. And I know, there are also two teams who got promoted with us currently sitting in positions of safety. Trust me, I know. We are trying to figure it out. We are trying to find the best possible solutions to maximize our potential and bring that vision of Premier League stability to reality. Conversations are happening constantly, analyzing the successes and the failures of past seasons, current season, planning how to attack the future differently so that we increase our odds of success, etc. If I had the magic answer, I would’ve already implemented it. But there isn’t one. It’s a constant balancing act between the finances, the roster construction, the transfer strategy, the playing style, the man management, the culture, the staff, the commercial aspect, etc etc etc. Ultimately you have to find a way to squeeze the absolute most amount of potential you possibly can out of the circumstances you’re operating within. And we are constantly trying to do just that. I want this club to be something the supporters are 100% proud of, that represents the history and tradition of their great town. The player in me wishes I could train and play and step out there onto the pitch to help bring the results we all want, but I can’t. You may choose not to believe it, but I care very deeply about this club. My wishes are the same as yours. I will continue doing what I can to make them reality.

@AlanPaceBFC @JJWatt what is success for @BurnleyOfficial in your eyes and what is your plan to achieve it? From my standpoint there doesnt appear to be a plan and you are happy for relegation and a downward spiral losing the faith of the fans in a massive way.

@BurnleyOfficial What utter nonsensical waffle - He's just picking random words and stringing them together at this present moment in time 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️good god im sick of this bollocks talking bafoon! PARKER OUT! UTC!

Scott Parker on today's match 🗣️

@burnleyheff @TheBurnleyWay Dubravka has been excellent for the most part 🤷 cant really count trafford as a miss - biggest miss for me is Josh Cullen for most of the season - along with not playing hannibal, edwards, hartman and constantly chopping and changing team selection for much of the season!

@TheBurnleyWay Brownhill being a decent championship player has never been good enough for the Prem. He realised this by signing for a team in the middle East. Even though CJ had a great season in the championship hasn't done anything in France. Trafford is the main name in that list

Scott Parker on Burnley’s squad and expectations this season: “Three of our crucial players… Brownhill, Egan-Riley and Trafford… all leave the club and we’ve recruited for that.” Parker said part of the budget was used on retaining players already at the club, while recruitment has been limited to “players that we physically can do”. “The bottom line is… we would have had to over-achieve consistently every single game and we’ve not managed to over-achieve.” He added Burnley have struggled to build momentum, with “crucial moments” and “fine lines” going against us. #TwitterClarets

@TheBurnleyWay Maybe try and set out to attack the opposition and win at the start of the game, not wait till were two nil down! You have had tools at your disposal but constantly failed to play them! Your tactical awareness and ability to change a game is non-existent - PARKER OUT! UTC!

@turfmoorhouse @Beck_Holden Dont forget your PARKER OUT! UTC! T-shirts 💪

@Beck_Holden There's things the club put to the FAB for discussion and then theres question and answers towards the end and we dont hold back or mince our words. The last meeting was brutal. We have one more before the end lf the season, its not gonna be pretty!

Are the FAB allowed to express discontent with Burnley fans or are they pre-agreed topics to put to Alan pace? Surely not representing fan frustration at what we see on the pitch? #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial FULL OF SHIT! WAFFLE KING! PARKER OUT! UTC!

Scott Parker reflects on today's performance 📺

@BurnleyOfficial De-Manager the club! Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏 PARKER OUT! UTC!

Defeat.

@BurnleyOfficial Support for the players.....NOT the manager! PARKER OUT! UTC!

Thank you for your support today 💜

@BurnleyOfficial Waffle waffle waffle, you're full of shite! PARKER OUT! UTC!

@BurnleyOfficial Summary of the match in three words.....PARKER OUT! UTC!

A summary of today's match.

@BurnleyOfficial What his he even talking about??? Just absolute waffle! Talks shite every interview......PARkER OUT! UTC!