Jessie Birschbach

Today my son replied, “Oh, thank you, Mommie Dearest” without prompting. This advances him to the next level of training automatically.

#AtTheLakersGame ! 9th try! @RebeccaLeib

To the guy with a vacant stare in the car next to me blasting "We Built This City" at 9:15 am-- DITTO.

My dog scrambling for the popcorn that misses my mouth rivals the mutualistic relationship of the rhino and oxpecker.

My wife just called me in a panic to tell me about the spider she trapped under a cup... That is all.

I just cry-laughed my way through the season one finale of Glow. (Yes, cry-laughed; tears of joy and an occasional guffaw.) #glow

The Bodyguard the musical is the most fun I've had at the theatre in a long time.

To all my straight male friends--only you can prevent the broke dick V-Day flowers/candy/stuffed animal pix tomorrow. Only you...

Glad I never defriended those I know on Facebook who voted for Trump. Now they'll get to see firsthand how they're hurting me and my family.

A Jeep wave happened this morning on the way to work and it was not me who initiated it, finally! Never give up, you guys. Ever... #Jeep

In the corner of my eye I mistook a pack of mega roll toilet paper to be my dog.

I really can't tell the difference from one Sia song to the next but I sure do like the whole dang song. #sia

Feel bad about the Boy inheriting the broken smile...FOR THE LADIES. instagram.com/p/BHTEshdg9c-/

Getting in shape just enough to be able to wear a fanny pack.

Enjoyed watching so many of the good people I know voting for two different Democrats today. I accidentally registered as a Libertarian.

Dinner for two at Birschbachs' Kitchen. The Boy and I ate spaghetti, laughing at the noodles dangling from our mouths. Yelping 5 stars.

Helicopters telling us to stay inside behind locked doors. I've got bear spray on the ready and that's not a joke but it could be. #weho

Cops: Manhunt in #WeHo! WeHo: Yaas, Queen!

The 1st time I ever really cried over the death of a celebrity was for Chris Farley. The 2nd time was yesterday. I love you dearly Prince.

Walka walka walkoff! A+ to my dearest companion, Albert Puljos. #AngelsBaseball