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If you cut off my head, I'll just grow another bitchier head.

@SenJohnKennedy Many folks on Medicaid actually work. Healthcare and insurance costs are beyond exorbitant hence the need for Medicaid. Just shows how out of touch you are with many, many Americans.

Requiring people on Medicaid who can work to get a job could save taxpayers more than $100 billion.

@Chloestylo The episode of the family holiday dinner last season gave me anxiety. Pure chaos. :)

I find The Bear to be one of the top shows I've ever watched.. it gives off the feels in a chaotic way.

@broiledskintags 🥰🥰🥰

I’m 5’11 3/4 but saying that always felt to gay and you can’t lie UP

I’ve downplaying my height by 3/4” my whole life

If you go the speed limit, I assume you've got warrants.

@broiledskintags Haha I know. People go looking for them here. :)

@bitchkrieg Those are morel mushrooms. Very hard to find

@broiledskintags Ha! Probably not...

@bitchkrieg Do you really have to ask?

@broiledskintags 😃❤️

@bitchkrieg lol I really missed ya

I’m renting an emotional support Down syndrome baby

@broiledskintags Why are you obsessed with things that look like a ball sack?

@TanukisRevenge Like finding gold!

Probably create an Only Fans account of me in my fuzzy robe talking to the birds in my backyard.

I have more bird feeders than sexy panties now. Getting old is fun.

Tweeting without my reading glasses...anything can happen.

@broiledskintags Pleasuring those of us with micro vaginas.

What is the actual function of a Vienna sausage?

@broiledskintags I'm beginning to think I bring out the typo in you...

Nah I just want asain milfs

@broiledskintags 🤣

@bitchkrieg I’d send a kiss emoji but probably typo it somehow

I know the grocery store workers are super impressed with my self-checkout skillz.

Made a stir fry so spicy, breathing in my house is like pepper spray to the face.

@broiledskintags Hahahaha and I love that!! ❤️

@bitchkrieg I haven’t changed

@broiledskintags Jesus christ were you falling down as you typed your reply?! 🤣

@bitchkrieg I don’t know what they’re warching. I just hope they’re not Watching put that I used ZERO bags

@broiledskintags @nooseparty So is a thumb a finger?

@nooseparty I think I know what I’m doing

Omg is it #fingerfriday again!?

@BaconSoap888 ❤️❤️❤️