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“Remember the bull run of 2017 for Bitcoin and Ethereum? I am predicting a similar run this year, 2020.” -JQT

Elon Musk agreed to settle SECallegations that he cheated Twitter shareholders out of millions of dollars in 2022 by failing to properly disclose his growing stake in the social media company bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

🚨2026 Car Shuts Down and Tells Woman to Sit Up Straight So It Can Watch Her Eyes. Welcome to The New World Order!

Olympian Eileen Gu’s #MetGala dress features 15,000 glass bubbles, took 2,550 hours to make, and blows actual bubbles. Designed by Iris van Herpen. Wow.

Japan is living in 2050

This is what 65%+ disapproval looks like.

it’s pretty wild that VCs poured billions into web3 and the category didn’t produce one breakout company

Worms are being found in drinks at McDonald’s ‘One customer reported he was drinking his sweet tea when he felt something in his mouth that he knew wasn't ice and spit it into his hand... only to discover it was a worm’ It’s happens to multiple people and the issue is tied to the beverage machine Another customer “The worm came through the straw. It went into my mouth. I spit it out in my hand — I've never had something that gross happen to me in my life. It's absolutely disgusting” The incident happened in Kenosha County, Wisconsin The McDonald’s said they are cleaning the beverage machine Stop going to McDonald’s

Coronado was “heaven on earth.” Then up to 30 million gallons a day of Tijuana waste turned its legendary beaches into a no-go zone. on.wsj.com/4tct87G

This is the greatest interview in the history of television. This man, Ryan Cohen, is worth an estimated $5.1 billion dollars. He’s the founder of Chewy, the e-commerce pet food brand, and current CEO of GameStop. You can just do things, guys!

THE BUBBLES COMING FROM HER BUBBLE OUTFIT??? OH SHE WON OMFG😭😭😭 #metgala

Insane stat: 0.1% of the accounts on Polymarket have earned 67% of the profits.

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

Marjorie Taylor Greene confirms what we all knew, that Trump is the sole reason we don't have the Epstein files. And that @SpeakerJohnson has been protecting Trump the entire time.

Well this is horrifying 🤮😱🤬

It's gonna hit $10 a gallon in LA

Tesla is the most successful CON in the history of capital markets. Not because the cars are bad. But because the entire business is engineered to impress on first glance and collapse under scrutiny. And the culture around it has made facts completely IRRELEVANT. I've never seen a company where the gap between what is promised and what is delivered is this wide, for this long, with this little accountability. Tesla's Full Self-Driving system is marketed as autonomy. But it is not autonomy. It is a camera-only system running probabilistic inference. The car is making statistical guesses about what it sees, thousands of times per second, with no redundancy when those guesses are wrong. Probabilistic inference controlling a two-ton vehicle at highway speed with your family inside. NHTSA has two open investigations covering 3.2 million Tesla vehicles. One was escalated to a formal Engineering Analysis in March after 9 crashes, including a fatality, where the system FAILED to detect sun glare, fog, and dust. The cameras went blind and the car kept driving. In Austin, Tesla's robotaxi fleet has reported 15 crashes across roughly 800,000 miles. One crash every 57,000 miles. The average American driver has a police-reported crash every 500,000 miles. Tesla's robotaxis crash at roughly 4x the human rate, WITH a safety monitor sitting in the car whose only job is to prevent crashes. Waymo operates over 2,500 fully driverless vehicles across multiple cities with no human backup and maintains a crash rate 85% below human drivers across 127 million autonomous miles. Tesla has ONE unsupervised vehicle in a tiny section of Austin. But here's what really makes Tesla different from every overvalued company I've ever analyzed: The facts do not matter to the people who own this stock. Every missed deadline, every broken promise gets filtered through the same response: attack the messenger. Call them a short seller. Call them a hater. Anything to avoid looking at the actual numbers. It's an online ecosystem that has made itself completely immune to facts. And Musk baked that dynamic into the culture from the beginning. Every time the fundamentals deteriorate, the faithful don't sell. They double down. When your shareholder base treats every dip as a buying opportunity regardless of the data, the stock becomes untethered from reality entirely. That's literally a religion with a ticker symbol. I highly suggest you read Edward Niedermeyer's book Ludicrous on this. And now it even gets WORSE... CapeFearAdvisors published a piece this week that should be required reading. Tesla's 2025 CEO Performance Award contains a change-of-control provision: In the event of a change of control, ALL operational milestones are disregarded. No million robotaxis, Optimus robots, or $400 billion EBITDA. NONE of it. So if SpaceX acquires Tesla at $8.5 trillion, every tranche of Musk's 423 million share award vests immediately. A single acquisition at that price triggers the full vesting of both plans at once, with no way to claw them back. The milestones everyone argues about are just a distraction. The mechanism is the change-of-control language buried in the SEC filing. This is about engineering the largest personal wealth transfer in modern financial history and using the narrative machine to keep the price elevated long enough to execute it. I've seen every bust of the last four decades. But this one is different because the cult of personality is stronger than anything I've witnessed. The movement around this stock cannot be touched by facts, and that is what makes it so dangerous. But the math always wins. ALWAYS. It just takes longer when the con is this good.

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ breaks the global record for biggest opening weekend of any live-action movie this year ($233 MILLION). The record was previously held by ‘MICHAEL’ ($218m).

Elon Musk realizing the OpenAI lawsuit wasn’t 4D chess, it was just him getting cooked in public.

Because pedophiles are in power

Sophie Rain says she’s going to be filling for a Temporary restraining order (T.R.O) against Erika Kirk after she received threatening messages from her demanding full refund of the $15m Charlie Kirk spent for her ØF subscription