Alice Robin 'previously pixlpit' Torkar

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Dear Hollywood - a Home Alone spin where a haunted family unwittingly leaves a demon behind, who has to haunt two bumbling burglars instead. I'll take 1% of revenue in perpetuity thanks!

If you're curious what I've been up to... Here's some things I've done! youtu.be/8zbe7A61FZU?si…

@MeloDox It does sound like the smart bet, just ordered one! Thanks! :)

@bitofalice Hero G502 I’ve been using them for years. Affordable, plenty of buttons, smooth, great control. logitechg.com/en-us/products…

Wired pc mouse recommendations? Go!

@zayd_ahmed4452 Ordered! Thank you!

@bitofalice amazon.com/Logitech-G502-…

@Mitchel12170 Sounds pretty perfect! I used to have the G9x many a moon ago and that was my favorite for a good while, so it seems like a good call!

@bitofalice G502 Hero I've tried dozens of mice of various prices and it's by far the best. Software even has per application profiles you can set that change automatically depending on what you are interacting with.

Hey, here's a thing I've been a part of lately (the animation/trailer, and the audio-visualizer video a bit further down). Take a look maybe! I think it's pretty fricken cool, to be honest! kickstarter.com/projects/rolla…

@2gay2lift they're preaying for you though, that'll do the trick! (seriously though I hope things improve, the video was tough to listen to, all the best <3)

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@Irishgirlbragh_ Mocap isn't the issue, body-animations are actually great, especially some of Naoes parkour-moves! It's the faces, they're still WAY too rigid, and lipsync (I think) is all driven "automatically" based on the waveform of the audio. Which never looks great, you get muppet-mouth.

@bitofalice Mo-capping seems to be advancing slowing than gaming. Maybe? I have the option to play as both protags now. But the 'plot' feels obvious (there has to be a PoE in that box) & it's like Valhalla, I'm not hugely interested in it. +

Assassins Creed Shadows (~90h) Beautiful world, SOME great animations (except for faces), extremely inconsistent mood, story doesn't end. The last 2-3 hours felt like they should have been the start of the game. Dull as dirt plot, nothing stands out, maybe 5 good side quests.

@queenv22_ The setting IS the best part about the game, like I said the world is gorgeous and it is fun to run around and check things out, but there is very little else to the game. If you've played any other AC game from Unity onwards, you've played this, it's mainly a new coat of paint.

@bitofalice Honestly, thanks for this. I'm probably still gonna play this game (I have been since Unity), but now I can delay owning it. Sad cause I was really excited for the Japan setting... at least I can be distracted by the ✨️animation✨️

@Irishgirlbragh_ Without spoiling, don't get your hopes up about the box, it doesn't matter in the end :p - the only interesting parts to me were some of the character-sidestuff where you got to "know" some new people a bit

... Thanks for the key though 😅 For more scathing reviews visit gametrailers.ign/screwattack.gov

Dear @Ubisoft , please just make the one more Assassin's Creed, set it fully in modern times, let us parkour across modern cities, maybe even revisit past main characters in some quests, and just wrap up the whole Templar/Assassin story once and for all! Thanks.

ok this made me feel pretty cool... ☺️

Does anyone have any recommendations for a good desk chair? That's cloth covered, not leather, and preferably that doesn't look like a car seat?

Wanna come check out Assassin's Creed Shadows with me, so that Ubisoft thinks I'm cool, and that it was worth giving me a code for the game? 😌 twitch.tv/bitofalice

PSA: The new release of The Sims 2, for the 25th anniversasy, is NOT a remaster, it's just the original release with a new price tag. The game still attempts to launch in 800x600 and Steam reviews (since EA App has none) are "Mixed". Don't get too hype yet.

anyone wanna hire me?