Bitter Baker

Fake news is like jumbo shrimp. It's either news, or it's ridiculous fucking blather. I swear if I hear the term "fake news" one more time, Imma lose my Shit.

@juliemichelle76 Let it go, sweetie. Your boy won. And wow he's doing a bang up job. What a shit show. Not enough popcorn in the world.

Here I was thinking we'd evolved. But it was our president that was evolved. And now we have 45. And just look at us now. Trickle down hate.

@realDonaldTrump You're delusional. #fucker

@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Angling for the mooch's recently vacated position? WTF is wrong with you? #fucker

Hey, @Scaramucci? Got whiplash? #fucker #justdesserts #byefelicia

#Republicans: bunch of fucking pussies allowing themselves to be bullied. You make me fucking sick. Shit: pre-existing condition. Fuck me.

@mclaughe @RoguePOTUSStaff That just gives 14 year old girls a bad name.

@RoguePOTUSStaff Jesus Fucking Christ, Donny. I see nobody taught you how to Adult. #fucker @realDonaldTrump

There is no cream in Carbonara. #Fuckers.

If your pastry cream is flowing onto the plate when you cut open an eclair, it's not sexy. You have fucked up your pastry cream. #fuckers

@BraddJaffy Two words for @seanspicer Fuck and Tard.

@bonappetit Don't forget the fucking salt. Chocolate loves salt. Tired of seeing so many recipe videos w/o seasoning.

This. Exactly this. twitter.com/jameshaning/st…

@KellyannePolls And 68% think @realDonaldTrump should make compromises and work with Congress. Cherry picking your facts.

With @realDonaldTrump at the helm, every day is fucking Festivus. Airing grievances all the time. No time to actually govern. #fucker

@Marnely_Murray I should try that. Might do my heart good. Heh. @BobsRedMill

@Marnely_Murray Black and bitter, like my shriveled heart. You?

It would be a shame if #RESISTANCE crashed this rally. Don't do that. And definitely don't retweet this. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

@BraddJaffy Awesome. #holyfuckingshit #undoerrrythingtheblackguydid