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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach agreement with Brighton to sign Joao Pedro. Deal for 23yo #BHAFC forward in excess of £50m. Personal terms in place on 7yr contract. Medical being arranged. Brazil int’l only wanted #CFC + will join #FIFACWC squad @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64602…

“I have big news. I won't name and shame the culprit, but one member of the Chelsea travelling cohort has a Love Island suitcase with them as their luggage in the United States, and they’re proud of it” (@kierangill_DM) #CFC

@DanCoopey1980 @TheCinesthetic You can find it on YouTube

@TheCinesthetic And you currently can’t stream it in Britain 🤬

Utopia (2013) is one of the best British series ever made. Visually stunning and disturbingly ahead of its time. Shame it got cancelled.

FRIDAY

Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...😭😂✌🏾️

Yes, it really happened. Welcome to Los Angeles, Luka.

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager. Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon. Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported. Here we go ✨

🚨🔵 Pedro Neto to Chelsea, here we go! Wolves accept bid worth €60m fixed fee plus €3m add-ons as almost matches initial price tag. Neto’s agent Mendes has agreed on personal terms with Chelsea. Medical tests booked for Pedro at #CFC with Wolves keen on Ajax’s Carlos Forbes.

Chelsea Football Club has agreed a deal to sign teenage forward Estevao Willian from Palmeiras, with the Brazilian to officially join Chelsea next summer. 🤝

@CoolbetIsland Nei🫡

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🚨🔵 Chelsea have agreed to appoint Enzo Maresca as new head coach, here we go! ❗️ Understand the agreement is now done on contract valid until June 2029, five year deal. It will also include an option to extend until June 2030. #CFC, set to pay compensation fee to Leicester.

🚨🔵 Chelsea reach verbal agreement to sign Brazilian gem Willian Estevão, here we go! Palmeiras ready to accept final bid worth €40m plus €25m add-ons. Personal terms agreed 10 days ago, Estevão will join #CFC in 2025. 🇧🇷 Just waiting for Palmeiras president to sign.

I want my kids to appreciate MBDTF as much as I did.

homework.. trying to forget about it smh damnnnnn

95% swag, i lost 5 for talking to you

Wtf

im #thankful for my homies that stick with me even when im on my bullshit

#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her

another day of being that nonchalant white boy with childlike curiosity and a heart of gold i guess. Hmph