BJ Colangelo

From this point on, this account will only be used to promote articles I'm proud of writing, new podcast episodes, and amplify mutual aid. Catch me where the skies are blue. xoxo

@Jacob_deNobel THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

Wait, why does the Rock not have nipples?

The scenes on the island are wonderful and Rena Owen as grandma is sublime. But no one needed this. I preferred MOANA 2 to this and it’s not even close.

Everything I like about #Moana is because I love Moana. Catherine Laga'aia holds her own against a nippleless Dwayne Johnson playing the role that was made for him, but the wayfaring scenes are distracting and uncanny compared to the gorgeous animation of the original.

And our last New Patreon Ep for Pride Month, @ianxcarlos + @bjcolangelo talk the queer horror movie Levitics Sub to our Royalty tier + up to watch the full video recording or Coven tier for just the audio: patreon.com/slayerfest98/p…

I adored SUPERGIRL, a movie about a hero who stumbles and still finds a way forward to remind us that our lowest moments do not dictate the limits of what we're capable of accomplishing. slashfilm.com/2200480/superg…

Milly Alcock is a fantastic Kara, and #Supergirl is an entertaining (and sometimes depressing) take on True Grit in space. Jason Momoa was born to play Lobo, and Eve Ridley shines as Ruthye. Some of the CGI is ugly, but I will always be on board with a messy superheroine.

New Review! #ToyStory5 is a nuanced exploration of the necessity of human connection and proof that the best thing a movie franchise can do is grow with its audience. slashfilm.com/2195098/toy-st…

Regardless of how you feel about MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, director Travis Knight and star Nicholas Galitzine are not trying to be ironic or tongue-in-cheek. They are being sincere. And it's not on them if people don't believe it. slashfilm.com/2187392/master…

@StoneKidman My SMW is already busted. I have already given up lmfao.

@bjcolangelo forgot where you placed he man on the summer movie wager. This may count towards international score but hope this recoups for devil wears Prada 2

@igeonmaet thank you 💚💚💚

That was an awesome question omg!!! Props to this interviewer!!

@dobv8id Justice for my boy Timmy and his earring.

This interviewer mentioning our bisexual Timmy Andrews oh she knows ball.

The YouTube-to-Horror Feature Filmmaker pipeline is very real, but we must acknowledge who has access to it in the first place. YouTube is not a democratized platform, and we're doing the next generation of creatives a disservice by pretending it is. slashfilm.com/2181604/backro…

@kenzvanunu I already got a "it's not that deep" targeted at this part of my review:

guys idk i thought backrooms was actually pretty interesting about the depression and imprisonment of working to live and not living at all.

. #Backrooms is a skin-crawling, liminal nightmare. Even if the existing web series works better for the seemingly infinite possibilities found in the world Parsons created, it's an arresting triumph and one of the strongest debuts in years. Full Review: slashfilm.com/2176810/backro…

@chipilonita @tylergilfoster Got my ass.

@tylergilfoster @bjcolangelo that’s my wife

it’s so important that yall are aware that meg stalter is a huge homo

.#MastersOfTheUniverse works as well as it does because Nicholas Galitzine can play both of these characters. Yes, he's also great in RWRB, but the spectrum between JEFF! and Prince Adam/He-Man in terms of masculine exploration is the crux here.

While I’m here, if you’re invited to a world premiere and you text in the theater the whole time, I actually hate you and I hope any articles you publish or content you make FLOPS.

I HAVE THE POWER to tell you that #MastersOfTheUniverse is what happens when you watch the cartoon, grab your action figures, & make your own adventure. An absolute blast, laugh out loud funny, and a Fisto-powered punch of heart. I loved it. Everything you could want.

Had the chance to chat with #MastersOfTheUniverse director, Travis Knight, and I am even more excited to see He-Man's return to live action. Here are my 5 biggest takeaways from our small-group interview! slashfilm.com/2175372/master…

I am deeply invested in Richard Gadd's HALF MAN, and I wish more people were talking about it beyond people making cursed yaoi fan edits. slashfilm.com/2174555/why-no…