Kassait Kamket

The last political leader to see Pope Francis alive was JD Vance, the American Vice-President. Then an American gets elected next Pope. wtf?

@AokoOtieno_ I thought they fucked you enough!!! Ok. Wait for Season II

The solution for DRC conflict is cessation to create a predominantly Tutsi Republic. Anything else is stories.

Wiper? Viper? Kaloncho? Na Na Na. Join President Ruto na uimbe kwaya n try your luck. Riggy G atakuweka ritho. Sawa tu. Lakini Kura ya RAO sahau. #2024AndCoubting.

So, where’s the El Niño? Acheni mchezo Nanii.

Citizen TV today you have dropped yourselves to the lowest levels of Joirnalism. Shame on you. #BaringoInsecurity.

This Famous tourist is welcome to Kenya at all times. She’s free to come and witness the beauty of POKOT culture. Lakini hii ya Handsheki…. Samahani Mama.

Let’s circumcise them en masse beginning tomorrow. Ng’etiik tugul.

@ledamalekina @rigathi Let’s talk property.

Talk of destructions of property sponsored by the state: @rigathi goons are currently stationed at Former President Uhuru Kenyatta land in Ruai . They have destroyed the fence and are currently subdividing the land as a condition to start pushing back Azimio Demonstrators from there. Things are going to get nasty!

Hamza Yousaf as SNP Leader completes the Indian take-over of Great Britain after the recent election of Rishi Sunak as British PM. What a turn-around for former Imperial Empire!

I repeat. Mr. President Sir, if he attempts to overthrow the democratically elected Govt for a Second Time, Jail him for a Second Time. #ObeyTheLaw.

If he attempts a coup for the Second Time, pls jail him The Second Time #ObeyTheLaw.

Things happening ONLY in Kenya. Kshs. 15 Billion stolen by outgoing regime. Sh 15 Billion put in Constitution to develop Primitive regions. Instead, 15 Billion allocated to kill primitive Kenyans in the name of Operation. Isorait.

Perfect job for a man blessed with the gift of the garb. Congrats Cleo Malala UDA Secretary-General.

#ArrestMatiang’i

The people of Kerio Valley were coexisting (in the circumstances) and coping with their criminals until the State came in and issued guns to one community. Now it’s chaos. God save our people.

US President invited African Presidents to witness his signing of same-sex marriage Bill. Forget anything else. But as they say, whatever happens in America remains in America. Have you heard me Mr. President of Kenya?

Hii imeenda 😂

Hon. Aden Duale to Hon. Kassait Kamket: “With you in the House, I am represented in Parliament. You speak for all Pastoralists.” Marsabit Governor seems to agree.