Peter Fitzroy

@MarioNawfal Pay back time 🤣🤣🤣

Men can now buy underwear that makes them look more muscular. Women, welcome to not being able to trust what you see either 😂

Ahah this is fucking brilliant, but where the hell is Jonathan Banks as Totò Schillaci

@dailystoic @RyanHoliday Disappointing take. But hey we all let our emotions get the better of us from time to time. Perhaps you should re-familiarise yourself with the discipline of perception (assuming you actually wrote The Daily Stoic)

Ryan Holiday's Response to Ivanka Trump

Diego Maradona’s five goals at the 1986 World Cup. Courtesy of the BBC #WorldCup #Maradona

1975: Billy Connolly’s first appearance on Parkinson. This is the joke that made him famous. It’s bloody funny.

Keir Starmer is being told to f*** off at the football, f*** off at the darts & f*** off at the races…Kemi needs to stop trying to get him on a technicality and just go after him personally. The bloke’s a walking meme. Humiliate him.

@henrywinter Who gave him a six year contract absolute madness?

If Chelsea’s leadership decide to dismiss Liam Rosenior how poignant that his last match as their head coach was at Brighton. The club where he finished his playing career, where he started coaching (as assistant of their Under-23s), where he was part of a family ethos that Chelsea currently lack, where there was support for individuals enduring difficult times, where talent gets developed and players take responsibility and work hard for the manager and the club. A club which showed empathy for a devastated Rosenior last night. Rosenior is struggling, the players aren't responding or delivering, the results and performances are unacceptable, the fans have been let down and he probably will be dismissed soon. But Chelsea's board must appreciate this: their club has bought plenty of players from Brighton. They could do with acquiring some of their culture, too. #CFC #BHAFC

Banger!

Brilliant 🤣

As kids…. This really was one of our biggest problems 😂😂😂⚽️⚽️⚽️☹️☹️☹️

Best game ever

Released in 1994 and later reissued in 1995, “Set You Free” became a breakout hit for N-Trance. Performed here on Top of the Pops, the track appears on Electronic Pleasure and is widely regarded as one of the defining UK dance anthems of the decade.

@GraemeBandeira I had a cheeky one whilst my son had his jujitsu lesson the other day… Paulaner bloody lovely

My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺

Budweiser "Wasssup" 1999

This was a class game back in the day!

Saturday night fever to the Only Fools and Horses theme tune. You're welcome. Credit-@Pandamoanimum

A 16 year old in Melbourne, Australia posted a message on MySpace in January 2008 that read “Parents away, tell yr m8s, u don’t want to miss it.” Over 500 people showed up to a quiet suburban street. Police called for backup with dogs and a helicopter. A police car was damaged. The neighbours’ properties were trashed. And the kid who threw it refused to apologise on national television. His name is Corey Worthington. His parents were on holiday at the Gold Coast when he sent out the invitation via MySpace, MSN Messenger and text message. Within hours a crowd of hundreds had overwhelmed the small street in Narre Warren, a suburb in Melbourne’s outer south east. Two days later the Australian current affairs programme A Current Affair sat him down for an interview. He arrived shirtless, in a fluffy jacket and a pair of yellow sunglasses that would become the most talked about accessory in the country. When journalist Leila McKinnon asked him to take off his sunglasses and say sorry, he said: “I’ll say sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses.” When asked if he would do it again he said yes. When asked if he had a message for anyone he said: “Get me to organise your party.” Within days he was hired as a professional party promoter. He sold his sunglasses to a magazine for $2,000, but bought an identical pair for $20 beforehand and kept the originals. He appeared on Big Brother Australia, competed on Australian Ninja Warrior, and released a cover of the Beastie Boys’ “You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party.” The 2012 Hollywood film Project X, about a house party that spirals out of control, was widely rumoured to be based on his story. It grossed over 102 million dollars worldwide. He named his company Not Sorry Entertainment and had the words “Not Sorry” tattooed across his fingers. He is now in his early 30s and barely recognisable from the teenager in the yellow sunglasses.

Trump tells Keir Starmer he’s NO CHURCHILL @realDonaldTrump @Keir_Starmer

Just listen to this and tell me your thoughts - try not to swear if you can 👍