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I’m grateful to @outreachy for introducing me to open source contribution & @awscloud for the opportunity to attend @JupyterCon in Paris. I got to LEARN, NETWORK and make new friends. Barely 3years ago, I was learning the basics of HTML. This has me excited for what’s to come.

That's Officer Judy Hopps with ZPD you uncultured swine

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

Getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 🤣🤣

it's always something new with these mfs 😭

go back my boy or the next thing you do will be installing Microsoft Teams

This is literally how most modern people spend their lives.

Growing up in Nigeria You see a class of 50 pupils Only 10 are bright and are doing well The remaining 40 are struggling Many of us did not know that amongst those 40 were special kids who were not olodos but couldn't learn with the structure provided - Some needed visual learning - Some needed reinforcement learning - Some needed mind mapping and other techniques But they could not get it. So, the system called all of them Olodo. They grew up with the low self esteem and gave up on themselves

I don’t “do” politics. Yes, you do. “No power” is politics.
“High rent” is politics.
“Low salary” is politics. “Uber fare” is politics. “Insecurity” is politics. Politics doesn’t need your permission.
It will do you, whether you “do” it or not.

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?

animators study the 12 principles of animation for decades only for it to become absolutely obsolete with this thing

One of my favourite pieces in St Peter’s Square at the Vatican: a statue that first appears to be a beggar, transforming into an angel as you move around it - by Timothy Schmalz.

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

After March 31st, you are owing the government 100k and 50k every month after. Well, Fuck you, and Fuck the government. They owe me Electricity, security, Jobs, good roads, standard healthcare, and everything else but you don't see me taxing them for it. Fuck you again!

Where I fit buy this thing😂😂 I won use am myself, me sef deserve this happiness

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

There were two vultures on that day. One had a camera

CONTRACT STAFFING IN NIGERIA IS THEFT❗️❗️❗️ CONTRACT STAFFING IN NIGERIA IS THEFT❗️❗️❗️ CONTRACT STAFFING IN NIGERIA IS THEFT❗️❗️❗️ CONTRACT STAFFING IN NIGERIA IS THEFT❗️❗️❗️

I don't want a side gig, I don't want to hustle, I don't want to start a business. My one normal job should be enough.