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im attracted to armpits

i don't want kids cause i want to spend money on hobbies

D1 Piss Holder

Christians be like love thy neighbor and then create HOAs

@PhantomPaws0530 with the baby

Jank Boteko ❤️ DiDi

Welcome to X heh 😅. The app with no rules 🤘😏.

i made a home depot worker cut me an 18x6 section of turf only to not buy it cause i couldn't afford it

@IICANBEURFRIEND @skibidihamsandw john buzz's scrotum

Where did buzzballs even come from?

@nynyrabbit that's so #woke

i honestly see myself being single forever

i have a problem where i get drunk and blurt gay stuff around people against my will

the humble brackish water:

@ripmossgarden hunting trophy

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I’m 5’4 with a 9 inch cock. Literally 15% of my height. How the fuck.

@FATFUCKINGCHUD1 Kid name 5 billion dollars : omg reallllly😳

I need 5 billion dollars

they should add voice messages to twitter

@slayvideos @bassfucker69 Stop lieing carrots are healthier and they taste good even

buff boys kissing... WITH tongue. search. 👀

@kayjikayji oy mate let me fondle your willy until you spunk

British ppl be like: Gob my knob And expect you to get hard

gun to your head think rationally despite the human condition

grindr is an ick