Black Omega

@RepJackKimble Leave. We already have you idiots now.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@nicksortor I wouldn't waste a prayer on Trump. Or would I? I guess it depends on who I am praying to.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump has STEPPED OFF Air Force One in America's capital, returning from an HISTORIC trip to China Your prayers worked, and 47 made it back safe and sound 36+ hours of travel time in just a few days. But Trump never misses a beat God bless America 🇺🇸

@otokyo__ Agreed, if she didn't hit me more than once. I'll ask her is she sure after the first hit. On the second hit, the dinner bell rings and her three piece combo will arrive to her table.

@LauraLoomer God forbid a store for women selling clothing made for a kind of women you fat nose fucker.

I’ll never buy LuLulemon ever again.

@iupdate Your body maybe 28 but your mind isn't. Today's word is "preference."

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

@LePapillonBlu2 Non maga women have less plastics in their body.

Non-maga women are smarter than maga women, do you agree?

@Bigbuttholes1 I don't know you tell me. You said I was gay right? So finish writing the story. I don't think I am the sick one. I didn't dedicate my name to butt holes.

@black79730 You got some gay tendencies huh you fucking sicko

You can land a plane on that backside…

@Bigbuttholes1 Of course not. I see the creativity quite alright. Still doesn't mean you couldn't be a supplier of bigbuttholes. It could be clever business advertisement.

@black79730 You must have missed the first part of the name

@mirexmoses I don't eat Church's. But if this was Zaxby's I am just going to sit in the car and order through the app.

You walk into a restaurant and see this, what are you doing?

@Bigbuttholes1 Wait, if I was gay are we not good together? I am a man, and you are the one and only Mr. Bigbuttholes. Perfect match.

@black79730 If you’re a guy than that’s gay and not ok.

@MrJohnJnr Yeah right

🚨 PRESIDENT Donald Trump says it straight. “I’ve brought in $18 trillion for this country. When I travel, I make money for AMERICA. Not for me. I don’t care about that.” “I already have money. I don’t want money. I want money for the COUNTRY.” That’s the difference. Service over self. America first. Always. FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

@Sassafrass_84 I actually don't.

We miss you, Charlie. 💔

@Toribabieegirl 1. And 5. Number 5 will take care of all the money issues.

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@Jhonffonseca In other words. Trump is asking. "Am I special?" You pumped this shit up for it to fall flat.

🇺🇸 ¡TRUMP ROMPIENDO EL PROTOCOLO CHINO COMO JEFE! El presidente Trump no se anda con rodeos. En pleno jardín de Zhongnanhai, miró a Xi Jinping a los ojos y le soltó la pregunta que nadie se atreve a hacer: TRUMP: Oye Xi, ¿a otros presidentes y primeros ministros también les das este tour VIP personal como el que me diste a mí? XI: …¡Extremadamente raro! Casi nunca pasa. Trump disfrutando del trato especial mientras el resto del mundo recibe el tour estándar de 5 minutos. Solo Trump llega y le cambian las reglas del juego. Los demás líderes van de visita… Trump va de invitado de honor.

@Hoopss Nothing. Keep watching basketball like I did when Jordan retired.

What are we going to do when we get this notification?

@amelia_tweetz Where's the invite Amelia? Huh? Where!?

My 14-year-old came home thrilled about a birthday invite… until I read it. $100 just to attend, $70 for a “special package,” at least $100 for snacks, plus a $50+ gift. That’s over $300 for one party. She really wants to go, but I can’t justify that. How do I say no without breaking her heart?

@TheJoeySwoll If a person doesnt thank their waiter/waitress that individual is an ass.

No, our parents raised us better than that. 💯

@Bigbuttholes1 @Josh_HokitUFC I love you!! 🤣

@Josh_HokitUFC They have been training their asses off

@TheJoeySwoll Well I would have said. "I just started" and went back to doing what I was doing. I also wouldn't have been filming either. If I can wait patiently and not bother someone she can too. My opinion.

When all else fails, play the race card, fail again, then get kicked out of the gym anyway! 😂😂

@nikicaga Gross!!

Just saw Kimberly Guilifoyle's official ambassador portrait