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Rewatching sex and the city and it did *not* age well.

Jurassic World is literally just a Mercedes ad featuring dinosaurs.

Dead, I am deceased. Stick a fork in me and call me Snackie, I am done. I cannot believe how fucking hard that finale just went, christ on a cupcake. #yellowjackets

TFW you've played beyond the walkthroughs and have to figure out the damn game for yourself

Pebblit who? #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

this bitch *elite* #Bitches #NintendoSwitch #AssassinsCreed

There's a special place in my heart for older women who carry their pills around in a snack sized Ziploc baggie. No notes.

Never more than this moment have I wanted to tell a masc individual to smile more.

@lillhappycloud Would it help if someone commissioned someone spicier? Because I'll happily throw money at you for spicier content!

I want to draw spicier content but I somewhat fear I've pigeon-holed myself into the soft sexy category that feels way too careful.

But I know that I'm where I am today because of what I went through then. All the hesitations, all the fear. It brought me to the most amazing human, someone I want to spend forever with. Someone I don't have to compromise myself for. 2023 is going to be a good one. 3/3

I should have spent my time fucking around and finding out what I wanted and what I liked. I should have spent more time outside my comfort zone. I should have had more first kisses with guys who thought I was pretty and funny and smart. Do I have regrets? Sure. 2/3

I'm beginning to realize just how fucked it was that I didn't think I was worth anyone's time. I fucking settled for an ass of a husband and gave up a large part of who I am to try to pretend I was happy. In comparison to the actual happiness I feel now, what the fuck? 1/3

Apparently I have a big time crush on Asa Butterfield. Thanks Netflix.

TFW you have woken up from a vivid ass dream about some fictitious dude at a fictitious job.

CW: self-injury It’s important that harm reduction extends to things like self-injury, even if you’re personally uncomfortable with it or find it “wrong.” You can practice this by: supporting someone in accessing cleaner tools, getting antibiotic sprays, keeping wounds clean…

@BigFriendlyGirl I think that was sort of the original intent behind the ratings system created under the MPAA. G -- NC-17. Each movie is rated on a set of criteria, but the ratings system is almost too simplistic. There's so much nuance to how certain things get rated.

"it's not my job to do that" well it should be somebody's, lol

idk man there should've been some kind of trigger warning for Men that was very realistic depiction of real situations ppl face. maybe some kind of indication that you'd be hearing a couple argue and shout and gaslight and threaten suicide it's not like there's any way to know :/

Oooohhhhhhhhhh my god, I forgot how good it feels to use the duvet I bought myself post divorce.

Do ya think Clamonnaise would have the same effect?