Martin Mathew

@Woodlandbuckle Gohan was kidnapped twice, locked in a space orb, heard his father's screams and watched him die, had to fend for himself in the wild, had his neck snapped and was left paralysed, was the only hope to save the universe all before the age of 11👀

If Gohan went through half the stuff Mark did he’d be turn Beast in 2 months

@Muppetiers It'll probably be Baleba. I'll say Tonali.

With CL all but secured, who should be United's first signing? (Don't say Anderson).

@Jennnyyyyyy 63 bruv

This is gonna take time 😜 Difficulty - Pro 🤠

@mufcMPB @JacobsBen @alex_crook Add him to the Sneijder-Vidal-Bale category same shit every year😪

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have made CONTACT with the player side for Éderson. #MUFC [@JacobsBen, @alex_crook]

Put a mask on and sang some One Direction before hope-watching Tottenham 🐓 instagram.com/reel/DXZGqsUTc… West Ham, you know what to do? #tottenham #westham #premierleague #wolves #totwol

@Teslimatttt It's like seeing Steve Harvey without a moustache🤣

Is it just me, or does Lucan look really weird without his mustache?

@mufcMPB @opaleak Shouldn't have put so much effort into it🤷🏻‍♂️

🚨🚨📸 Official pictures of the Manchester United 2026/27 home kit. #MUFC [@opaleak]

@MrAbbeetim Superman Goku Jean Gray Imma go to bed 🛌🏻

You have $1000 to build your team. The remaining ones will hunt you.

@Extralongdokkan Thraag would be rocking the Yamcha Pose after one ki blast.

@bluewmist Staircases instead of lifts🎉

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you?

Put on a mask and sang "Ed Sheeran - Photograph" while preparing to watch Manchester United take on Chelsea 🔴🔵 instagram.com/reel/DXSJzm3Ch… #mufc #chelsea #edsheeran #cover #music

@Ravenismeee Nobody truly cares. It's okay to be sad. Pick yourself up piece by piece. There is no hurry. Get new hobbies, try new things, eat something you haven't. Get up little by little every single day.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

@JonJBarlow @Ravenismeee It's also the name of Thor's hammer

@Ravenismeee Jonathan Meaning: "God has given," "Jehovah has given," or "gift of God"

I’m looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions asap pls?

Name an anime character that can do this:

@realsavanti @ManUtd plz keep Carrick we can't afford to lose @realsavanti 😭

If Nagelsmann comes in, I'm out. That's how I think about him. And most Germans as well.

@StretfordEndx It's Benfica so he's probably going to be ridiculously overpriced😪

🚨 Manchester United have contacted Benfica over Colombian midfielder Richard Ríos, whom they’ve tracked since his Club World Cup displays with Palmeiras. He fits their search for a more physical, high-intensity midfield profile, aligning with a strategy focused on developing players with upside and proven competitiveness. [@AS_Colombia @Sport_Witness] #mufc

@Unariel_ Invincible and Omni Man vs Namek Gohan..who wins?😂

Invincible and Omni man vs Black Frieza Who wins this ?

@BearsShowYo 1) Manchester United if you want a killer sad storyline every season. 2) PSG/Bayern if you want to support a team that wins almost every game easily (the leagues they play in are very lopsided) 3) Arsenal if you want to be part of top tier Twitter banter.

I’m not tapped into Soccer, but I wanna be ngl. what FC should I join?

@SLOplays We need a teen Future Gohan story 💭💭

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW FUTURE GOHAN LOOKED WHEN HE FIRST TRANSFORMED INTO A SUPER SAIYAN

@MulaShubz United are banking on CL qualification so that they can just put their (already ready) contract on the table 🙃

United are gona act like there’s a managerial process in place. This guy, Iriola and Howe will be the outside candidates but they will double down on Carrick once we achieve CL football.. next season will potentially be a disaster after big investment and while all this is going on Tuchel (who has always been the clubs no1 managerial choice from the moment they walked through the door) will become available due to his failures with England and we will be sold the vision of we final for the guy we always wanted. Bookmark it